As the game starts a Djinn makes an offer and soon after hears "i want a rain cheque" and the DM gives them exactly what they ask for "okay, a cheque made of rain appears in you hand", soon when getting lost they remember "ah, yes, the four directions, left, right forward and back!" but as all things go they eventually have to....wait... roll for bitchslap? thats what kind of "SHITUATION" these folks get into, but then again, when asked ' "whats going on?" i run over and say in her ear "i have no fucking clue" ' becomes cannon and then....hugging....yes....hugging "im not going to force a hug onto anybody....i go in for a bro hug" the BBEG looms as someone shouts "i was fighting before i was born, was throwing hands in the womb!" and the battle begins with "we're gonna tag team this guy, put the porn music back on!".... email us anytime at [email protected] and find us on youtube!

After an exhausted DM hears the Karens begin with "while they're arguing, lets head to this mall" and more Karens show up to....of all things demand "show me your papers!!" While Corn Dog Crypto Caren replies with "i have a stick" Kevin has his clothing choices questioned and the best reply us always "MY CLOTHES ARE MEANT TO BE VISIBLE, VISIBLE ISNT UGLY". then of course confusion sets in with "ARE YOU SAYINGS GOATS OR GHOSTS, THERES A DIFFERENCE, GOATS DONT FLOAT" and finally an insult to the DM ast they tell him "Your walkways are not corndog accessible"

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IS THAT A CORNDOG IN YOUR BACKPACK OR ARE YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME?!?!

its my zombie and he respects his elders

Dm "did you just demand to speak to deaths manager!?!?" "....yes"

i want toy surkeys, i mean soy turkeys

you gonna investigate that ass?

to the dm "ill roll because i want to, not because you asked me to"

yuo dont ask how a corndog carries things....my grandma used to say that

when the first things you hear in a game is " i do kind of want to see what will happen when it rips us apart" the DM gets worried, but when Jonathan lubes up in the kitchen...

things get worse.

"a nostril full of femur!...i dont think a bone is supposed to go in that hole....not that bone....get creative"

"nostril full of femur is my favourite post rock band"

"your fungus is not to be truffled with"

"hes got like 15 3s or something"

"gonna light your flesh cigar "

"whats your preffered brand of flesh cigar? "

"meat stick, uncut!"

the devil puts a slave to play in his place "FUCK IT WE'LL BLIND HER TOO!"

when the game starts with a "restraining order throw!" you know it's goign to get interesting, hit then again, to

'send a message to you at the speed of bickle' later on sounds wrong the players all get together and agree 'So do we all have the spell "Cause Aneurysm"?' then again; even when dealing with enemies they shout "SPINOTHY, NOOOO!!!" And make comments such as

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When the game begins with "i am going to go get more hands for that ass!!" And then roll for ethics!?!? "now that we got meat, lets go save that baby. Better than saying "now that we got our baby, lets go save that meat" "then he calls me daddy master, not dungeon master....wait....no, dungeon mommy?" Then asking to ROLL FOR KINK!

and what finally broke the DM was when "i want to grab a bag and pick up the cursed object like a dog turd....we can use that later" but of course when referring to others "I think his name is Idiot" and "i dont communicate through my piss" then again, shouting "hey pisspants!?!?" Happens just the same. Follow along on YouTube with the Real Fresh Channel. Email us anytime at [email protected]

"be careful with that" "I AM THE MOST CAREFUL ONE HERE!!!"

its a fortune cookie off!!!

are you asking for a pussy snorkel!?!?

whats the save? not 27 thats for damn sure

now we got this eldritch blast comin at the frog

"fuck you and the frog you rode in on", "imma get that tattooed on my ass"

"before i leave the room i need to go up to each of them and insult them"

threw a box of crayons at the bbeg

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The game starts by introductions like "you're a high elf so you have to get up high?" and "Rupert's ready for that kind of naughty, get me on that list!"

then the game really gets going when the Dm points out The poo bucket" player "that's also the food bucket" DM IT IS NOW *writes down furiously"

people say things like "i don't know why he wants to be referred to by a bunch of holes, but okay" and "do you know how hard it is as an orphan to get your hands on good literature!?!?

The DMs brain breaks when someone says "a 'mastochist' is someone who chews.... and does inappropriate things to ships"

and finally around the end people realize "but what about feet!?!? they're for the ground!!!" and lastly awkwardness when a group hug turns into a group no after a group kiss?

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You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? finishes off it's year with piracy "I have a boat and it's in me!"....wait... WHAT!?!?, AAs the Dm gives the last quest of the year the players say "nah, we're going to take over the world instead!" and bribe each other saying "I will give you EVERYTHING..." only to hear " even a stepladder?" and a restrained ".....yes...." bringing us to The Grand Pimp!, "you think I knew anything about the ocean in Gnome town!?!?" "I can throw two boats a turn!, now I can dual wield boats!" replied only by "that's a unique skill.....imma call you Two Boats Jackson" and ending with trying to bet your God in a poker game.... email us anytime at [email protected] and don't forget to find us on The Real Fresh Channel on YouTube!

the party shops and struggles and as the old saying goes "never split the party" even if there's a new member.....WAIT....WHAT!?!?

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