The magic returns as they immediately ask

"can i eldritch blast the floor?" but of course they want more, like "a pack of lips? bring that sister down here!" and then "i dont like being insulted by books and thats not even a book, damn laughing paper! " when they find out how guards keep people in creatively "they stole the stairs!?!?! cant have shit around here (other player) is this jersey? "

DM "it's always good to have a free hand for profanities"

ans traveling in style with "i gotta see this, what? my goat? on this salary? IN THIS ECONOMY?"

they then want to buy "a shark coochie board"

*while taking out multiple pairs of glasses*

"i just put a new pair on top of the old pair"

HOW DO YOU BREAK THE 4TH WALL WHEN THERE ARE NO WALLS!?!?!

tradin' juice

im married to this emu

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