What do you hey when you mix Jonathan Splash and a place where bragging is the ultimate insult? This episode. Settle in, get some tea and come chillax with a sleepy elf. Shout out to @therealfreshcha who are THE REAL FRESH CHANNEL!, and as always thank you to @primusdice on Twitter, the guys at @ladsontour @thehiredswords @thenightshift @dungeonlads @feyearth and email us anytime at [email protected]

A stab turns into a fight with a Hag. Two people who never fight fair find themselves entwined, Lula finds a little slice of heaven in the woods as blackoak settles his roots into magical earth. Find out what happens when the party enters...the Fey Wild. Shout it to @realfreshcha and @thehiredswords @primusdice @feyearth on Twitter and email us anytime at [email protected]

Sneaky fae and sloppy makeouts. Shout out to @Primusedge for the dice that made this happen, shout out to @therealfreshcha and all the amazing listeners, find us on twitter @youwannapodcast and email us at [email protected]

Tea parties, Theivery, and Tentacles. The party finds itself still at the Hags home in the early hours after Jonathan does what he always does and thinks with his junk, after a bit of monkey business the party finds out that Hags CAN be out witted, but at what cost? Find out as the gaping maw opens up to devour the team. Shout out to @thefreshcha @thehiredswords @thenightshift @dndadventure @thesplitparty @primusdice and email us anytime at [email protected]

HAGS, HAGS AND JONATHAN SPLASH. Both things you don't want to run into in a swamp, the night wears on as Vaula nopes to sleep and the rest of the party stays up to... you'll have to listen, shout out to @feyearth @freshtakes @roll_call20 @thesplitparty @ladsontour @dndadventure@thehiredswords on Twitter. find us at [email protected] and don't forget to show some love to your own dice daddies by taking a look at @primusdice and their amazing selection.

Hangovers and wandering in the forest, GREAT COMBO until you run into a Dwarf with burnt bacon, a fairy with an attitude and a...a duck? Am I reading this right?... is this the punchline for a joke?. Okay...duck it is, But there's a lot more waiting in the forest than just ducks. Follow along as the party meets.....THE HAG! Shout out to @dndadventure for HENDLEY SHITHOUSE I mean...LilPeen, @thesplitparty @thehiredswords @roll_call20 on Twitter and YouTube at https://youtube.com/channel/UCoKWJwbqNYK01m3oRfpObXA

Drinking, then more drinking. Then insulting bartenders and then more drinking. Finding a forest through the trees indeed as Lula and Bickle stumble their way through forest and wind up...well, I guess you'll have to listen. SHOUT OUT TO @feyearth and @ladsontour, the amazing people @thehiredswords and last but not least those wonderful people @role_call20. Lots of love and laughs for all.

RIDICULOUSNESS, UTTER RIDICULOUSNESS as the party parades through town and makes both fireworks and feeling spark. A small grave marks an ancient secret and leads people into the deep forest where someone runs off and DIES!?!?...okay... let's go find another dragon and free a BabyDaddy, BUT FIRST A DRINK!

Season three starts with tea, choking cats. Praying in a closet and haggling over prices, until Lula and Vaula locate a necklace that will only fit royalty. Once on, it starts to glow...but for whom? [email protected]

More like season FINALLY as the Cancer Mage makes Jonathan jump through some disgusting hoops and finds not one, but two allies somehow in the underdark while Lula takes pity on...wait...what?...seriously? On the mindflayers? You want me to beleive that?...okay...*ahem* AND THE RACE FOR TIME IS ON AS THE MORNING DRAWS NEAR AND THE TEA MUST BE SERVED HOT AND PROMT....Will they make it or will there be something waiting for them that even they can't imagine. Shout out to @role_call20 @primusdice @edondnd @dndadventure @thesplitparty @thenightshift and all our amazing fans. [email protected]