The castle looms around them as...who am I kidding? Bickle had to be revived. Twice. Jonothan decides to make moth flambé and it backfires...like that's never happened before...Lula gets drunk (again not surprised) on Bickles' hidden away bottle of vodka (little surprising) and drinks the whole thing. Email us at [email protected]

Exploring a castle isn't easy when you have traps, monsters, and horny bards, traveling through is difficult more still when Jonathan Splash decides to flip the double bird as he leaves a room and let's his companions walk right into the trap he walked out of.

We lost the first half of our recording with a technical error, but managed to still have a crazy go nuts time with Krumgarn backhanding a ghost, Jonathan watching Bickle blow up an ooze, someone takes a rust monster as a pet and a shout out to @thedungeonlads , @edondnd and @roll_call_20 for amazing content.

The group goes shopping/robbing and Bickle ends up pelting a shopkeep in the face with a bag of coins, Jonathan has his integrity tested, Lula goes robbing, the group goes adventuring and Bickle ends up in an elephants anus. No, I'm not kidding. Shout out to @role_call_20 and @edondnd on Twitter.

Jonathan tried to seduce Ryker, they end up sparking some romance and....A TAVERN FIRE!?!?!?

A bone monster made of hundreds of teeth lurks in the darkness, listen along as he tries to give the DM an aneurysm and the team manages to find this...nutty tavern, purchased gratefully from @storiestavern on Twitter and rolled up with @primusdice

Bullshit and bagpipes are heard in a cave, Jonathan Splash shoves people into an impromptu safe room and the leader of a cult GETS SHANKED!?!??

Season two premiers with the retirement of Tim Hopper and the debut of Jonathan Splash, Bickle punks the guys in front of the King, Ryker almost shits himself and Soot gets a WAND OF SUMMON PIG!?!?!

BONUS EPISODE!

The Lichs tower gets soiled Scanlon style as Tim pisses off a balor and Lula then shames it. Chazzos throws his sledgehammer into a dragons mouth and it gets eaten, Ryker talks to us sword and Soot nopes out of a dragon's wrath.