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What links delivering newspapers, accidental Hitler mustaches, and ingesting fifteen credit cards worth of microplastics? Bobby D and Mikey D's uncensored exploration of life's absurdities, that's what.

The duo kicks things off reminiscing about their first jobs, with Bobby recounting the brutal reality of newspaper delivery as an 11-year-old "weighing a buck oh five soaking wet" while hauling 150 pounds of papers on "flyer day." Mikey shares his more dignified start coaching basketball at 15 before eventually becoming bar security, where he perfected the art of removing troublesome patrons with his three-strike system.

Their conversation veers into unexpected territory when Bobby shares how a simple shaving interruption left him temporarily sporting an accidental Hitler mustache when his brother arrived at the door. Without missing a beat, they transition to airline adventures, including a pilot's hot mic moment requesting "a blow job and coffee" and Bobby's smug declaration of "winning at life" when seated in first class while his friend headed to economy.

The episode takes a fascinating turn toward the environmental when they discuss a shocking statistic: regular gum chewers will consume the equivalent of fifteen plastic credit cards in their lifetime. This leads to a surprisingly insightful discussion about microplastics infiltrating everything from remote Arctic regions to human bloodstreams, breaking down into hormones that might be affecting humanity in ways we're only beginning to understand.

Throughout it all, Bobby and Mikey maintain their signature irreverent humor and conversational flow that feels like eavesdropping on two friends sharing beers and outrageous stories. Come for the laughs, stay for the strangely educational tangents about everything from bar brawls to bodily taints.

Have you experienced a workplace mishap that rivals Bobby's accidental Hitler mustache? Share your story in the comments or let us know about your own first-job horror stories!

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Basketball's ever-evolving landscape presents fascinating contradictions and compelling narratives, from the curious case of performance enhancement to the future faces of the NBA.

The podcast opens with a provocative question about cannabis in athletics: Why is marijuana classified as a performance-enhancing drug? When Olympic snowboarder Ross Rebliati barely tested positive and nearly lost his gold medal, it sparked a legitimate debate—if someone consumes something that typically induces paranoia, then hurls themselves down a mountain at breakneck speeds and wins, perhaps they deserve extra credit rather than punishment. His subsequent business venture, "Ross's Gold," cleverly capitalized on the controversy.

The conversation shifts to Cooper Flagg, basketball's emerging phenom who's already making waves by outperforming established draft picks. After torching the second overall pick Dylan Harper, teams quickly adjusted, recognizing his potential dominance. This naturally leads to speculation about who might become basketball's next cultural icon as LeBron James gradually exits the spotlight. While international stars like Luka Dončić and Nikola Jokić possess transcendent talent, marketing considerations may push the NBA toward promoting American-born stars who connect more directly with domestic audiences.

Recent NBA transactions have reshaped the competitive landscape, particularly Damian Lillard's surprising return to Portland on a three-year contract despite planning to sit out an entire year. Meanwhile, defensive specialist Marcus Smart's move to the Lakers could provide the defensive intensity needed to complement their offensive firepower. These moves highlight a fundamental truth about championship basketball—while offensive stars grab headlines, defensive excellence ultimately secures titles.

What makes basketball such a compelling sport isn't just the athletic brilliance on display, but the rich human stories that unfold both on and off the court. From performance enhancement controversies to succession planning for the post-LeBron era, these narratives reveal deeper truths about sports, media, and our culture's relationship with athletic excellence.

Subscribe now and join us for more unfiltered basketball conversation that goes beyond box scores to explore the fascinating human elements that make the sport so captivating.

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Ever had a package disappear into the postal void? You're not alone. In this revealing episode, we dive into the bizarre world of international shipping nightmares and questionable authority encounters that will have you nodding in frustrated recognition.

Bobby kicks things off with a tale of being stopped at a 4 AM RCMP checkpoint on a Tuesday morning—a sobriety check at the least likely time imaginable. The conversation quickly turns to his ongoing battle with Canada Post over a custom-made dollhouse replica of his parents' home, currently lost in one of three massive warehouse facilities described as being "like Raiders of the Lost Ark." The postal worker's less-than-reassuring promise? "If we find it, you will get it."

But the postal problems don't end there. Bobby shares the infuriating story of how his university degrees mysteriously vanished—twice—at post offices in the Middle East. First in the UAE, then again in Kuwait, despite using certified mail and tracking confirmation. As he puts it, "Somebody in the Middle East is very educated and getting paid very well for a lot of jobs that they don't deserve."

We then pull back the curtain on the world of professional athlete drug testing, discussing Canadian swimmer Penny Oleksiak's recent suspension for a "whereabouts failure." The conversation reveals how these supposedly random tests often follow exceptional performances, and the lengths some athletes go to avoid testing—including UFC fighter Jon Jones allegedly hiding under a ring for hours. Our candid discussion challenges the public perception of "clean" sports, suggesting that at the highest levels, winners aren't necessarily drug-free—they're just better at timing their cycles.

Whether you've cursed the postal system, raised an eyebrow at law enforcement priorities, or wondered about the reality behind athletic achievements, this episode offers a refreshingly honest look at systems that don't always work as advertised. Subscribe to hear more unfiltered conversations about the absurdities of modern life!

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Two brothers with razor-sharp wit tackle life's absurdities in this unfiltered conversation that weaves between hilarious observations and surprisingly deep insights.

Bobby D and Mikey D dive headfirst into celebrity weight fluctuations, discussing Leonardo DiCaprio's dramatic changes and the dangerous health implications of extreme body transformations. Their casual banter about "chocolate salty balls" and bald heads quickly gives way to genuine concern about the toll such fluctuations take on vital organs – showing how these two can pivot from crude humor to thoughtful commentary in an instant.

The conversation shifts to the fascinating world of Samoan athletes, where the brothers marvel at the seemingly supernatural strength found in this region. Sharing stories of untrained athletes who can bench press 225 pounds for 30 reps straight out the gate, they highlight NBA player Steven Adams and his sister, Olympic shot put champion Valerie Adams, as prime examples of this genetic gift. This segment beautifully illustrates their knowledge of sports while maintaining their characteristic humor throughout.

Perhaps most compelling is their analysis of Kevin Durant's recent comments that some interpreted as shade toward Michael Jordan, balanced against their genuine appreciation for LeBron James' 22-year career at the highest level. But the emotional center of this episode arrives unexpectedly when Bobby reveals his nickname honors his late father – a touching moment that demonstrates the genuine heart beneath their comedic exterior. Their reflections on missed opportunities to hear more of their father's stories resonates with anyone who's lost a parent.

Whether recounting bizarre Malaysian government criteria for identifying lesbians or lamenting how today's children are exposed to adult language too early, the brothers maintain their central philosophy: authenticity matters more than approval. As they put it, "I don't care who likes me. That's why I live the way I live and have no anxiety." 

Subscribe to witness this unique brotherly dynamic that defies categorization while delivering laughs and unexpected wisdom in equal measure. Available on Spotify, YouTube, Buzzsprout, and wherever you get your podcasts.

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Navigating Nova Scotia's roundabouts is just the beginning of Bobby D's adventures in the latest episode of You Would Think. Fresh from getting his 100K YouTube plaque for his fitness channel, Bobby recounts how a simple drive turned into an impromptu speed test on empty roads, followed by an unexpected street race against a classic Trans Am on Bedford Highway – "For four sets of lights, we hooked for all four sets... Mr. Trans Am, I beat your ass!"

The laughs continue as Bobby shares his recent RCMP visit for a criminal record check that took an unexpected turn when they called him back immediately after leaving. Someone shares his exact name and birthdate, causing confusion in the system: "I'm pretty sure it's not me. Fingers crossed." This prompts Mikey to recount their border crossing nightmares, including being interrogated about a mysterious "Bruce" with the same last name.

NBA talk dominates as the hosts break down the astronomical contracts recently signed by Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and Devin Booker, marveling at how the league is approaching "a million dollars a game" for star players. They offer candid insights about Bronny James and Cooper Flagg's summer league performances, noting how the media focuses on Bronny despite Cooper's superior talent. Music memories surface through discussions of Pearl Jam drummer Matt Cameron's departure and Scarlett Johansson becoming the highest-grossing actor of all time.

The episode wraps with hilarious reflections on their youthful adventures at ski hills, including encounters with "Big Bertha" (a bong, not a person) and impassioned commentary on proper highway lane etiquette. Join these longtime friends for stories that range from everyday frustrations to wild adventures from their past, all delivered with their signature blend of candor and humor. Subscribe on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or check out Muscle and Fiction with Coach Bobby for more content that'll keep you coming back for more!

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Bobby D and Mikey D dive into NBA offseason moves, criticizing Lakers management while questioning if LeBron James will stay with a team that doesn't look like a championship contender.

• Rob Pelinka's roster decisions drawing criticism, particularly around center acquisitions
• LeBron's $52 million contract extension comes with agent Rich Paul emphasizing championship aspirations
• Draft day drama with Bailey Ace showing reluctance about his destination, similar to Eric Lindros in hockey
• Luka Dončić appearing slimmer in international competition but still needing defensive improvement
• Jackson Hayes's underutilization despite his defensive presence and rim protection abilities
• Personal anecdote about how a hockey injury led to an unexpected educational opportunity
• Warning about dangerous wildlife encounters and the importance of respecting nature
• Discussion about dangerous drug trends including fentanyl trafficking

Catch us on Apple, Spotify, and the Muscle and Fiction YouTube channel. Peace everybody, and thumbs up!

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Basketball economics has reached unprecedented heights with Shai Gilgeous-Alexander's staggering $71 million annual contract extension with the Oklahoma City Thunder. Bobby D and Mikey D unpack what this means for the league while comparing today's salaries to legends like Michael Jordan who, surprisingly, wasn't among the highest-paid players until late in his career.

We explore the fascinating psychology behind elite athletic performance as we dive into LeBron James' comments about Kevin Durant being the "purest scorer" in NBA history, which sparked Paul Pierce's bold self-comparisons to basketball legends. As we discuss, "it's the six inches between your ears that makes you different from everybody else" - highlighting how mental fortitude often matters more than physical talent.

The conversation takes unexpected turns through Diddy's recent legal troubles, local crime stories, and Netflix recommendations including "Good Girls," "Ozarks," and "Better Call Saul." We share personal anecdotes about gym experiences, tattoos with stories behind them, and hilariously dubious high school attendance records that'll have you reminiscing about your own teenage schemes.

Our unfiltered, free-flowing discussion creates the feeling of hanging out with friends who aren't afraid to voice unpopular opinions or share embarrassing stories. Whether you're a sports analytics junkie, pop culture enthusiast, or just enjoy authentic conversation, this episode delivers laughs, insights, and plenty of "did they really just say that?" moments.

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Bobby D and Mikey D have been friends for longer than most people are alive and they have teamed up to give their perspective on the world through their lens. We are both licensed professionals in our fields of study and have lived and visited many places in the world. The old Middle East, Asia, New Zealand, to name a few. We have a worldly view of things and are willing to put our thoughts out there for discussion. We are NOT married to our ideas and will discuss anything, anywhere, at anytime with anyone who is reasonable and sane. Please take care of your physical and mental health at all times. I hope you enjoy our rants. See you all soon. Bobby and Mikey D, brothers from another mother :) 

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Throughout it all, Bobby and Mikey maintain their signature irreverent humor and conversational flow that feels like eavesdropping on two friends sharing beers and outrageous stories. Come for the laughs, stay for the strangely educational tangents about everything from bar brawls to bodily taints.

Bobby D and Mikey D have been friends for longer than most people are alive and they have teamed up to give their perspective on the world through their lens. We are both licensed professionals in our fields of study and have lived and visited many places in the world. The old Middle East, Asia, New Zealand, to name a few. We have a worldly view of things and are willing to put our thoughts out there for discussion. We are NOT married to our ideas and will discuss anything, anywhere, at anytime with anyone who is reasonable and sane. Please take care of your physical and mental health at all times. I hope you enjoy our rants. See you all soon. Bobby and Mikey D, brothers from another mother :)

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Throughout it all, Bobby and Mikey maintain their signature irreverent humor and conversational flow that feels like eavesdropping on two friends sharing beers and outrageous stories. Come for the laughs, stay for the strangely educational tangents about everything from bar brawls to bodily taints. 

Bobby D and Mikey D have been friends for longer than most people are alive and they have teamed up to give their perspective on the world through their lens. We are both licensed professionals in our fields of study and have lived and visited many places in the world. The old Middle East, Asia, New Zealand, to name a few. We have a worldly view of things and are willing to put our thoughts out there for discussion. We are NOT married to our ideas and will discuss anything, anywhere, at anytime with anyone who is reasonable and sane. Please take care of your physical and mental health at all times. I hope you enjoy our rants. See you all soon. Bobby and Mikey D, brothers from another mother :)

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