You can quarantine your Elf On The Shelf now! Plus, Thanksgiving 2020 and TBC F^%KING HATES volatility in Christmas deals but yet, has begun to embrace her inner "Karen"...

Let your kids eat ALL the Halloween candy! The Youngs saw Santa and it was weird, but not because of COVID, really. Plus, emails!

When you find your kids' speech quirks a little too adorable. A tough look at tougher discipline. And results on the 'Is Nightmare Before Christmas a Halloween Movie?' debate.

Music credit: 'Bent' by Ghost Party plays at 6:13 mark. Check em out. They cool.

Nightmare Before Christmas Is/Is Not A Halloween Movie!! <--Pick a side. The pediatric dentist is judging your parental decisions more than your parents. Plus Halloween 2020 email edition.

Is there ever occasion to prevent your child from using an expression of frustration? Chrissy Teigan. Life-changing news from Carolyn. And moooore.

Is it easier to sustain the life of a child or a house plant? Plus, the Youngs conduct an interview with Dorit Palvanov, nutritionist and family expert who wants to simplify YOUR life by talking openly about something people don't usually talk about...

It's Carolyn's 20 year high school reunion and the Youngs feel like the weird ones for *not* wanting to bring their children. How do you do your family bedtime? Plus, EMAIL.

The Youngs really want to know how everyone's kids are doing with school. If your virtual, campus, home schoolin', been there a few weeks or just started yesterday, drop them a line at [email protected] to be a part of the next show when they weave together the story of the nation going back to school in 2020. Also, TBC wants to tell you how to ace your next mommy play date.

Carolyn and Erik are already becoming overly-involved in their son's social life and like most things, it blows up in their faces. Plus, what kind of person were you in high school, and how does that affect you as a parent? Emails, and a BIG update on TBC's mental health journey.

Erik is blindsided by his son's emotions. Erin joins the show to detail the excruciating decision of whether or not to send her son to Kindergarten in Florida. TBC does the first ever Do You Know What I F*&cking Hate RAPID FIRE EDITION