In their first month at a new daycare, Carolyn struggles to keep her mouth shut and Erik obsesses over a Mean Girls reference. Ranking the seasons as parents plus EMAIL!

Emotions run high when Erik and Carolyn give away their baby stuff to expecting friends. ***WARNING Big Brother (#BB21) NERD ALERT*** from 11:00- 21:00 as the waning stages of this season are (over) analyzed. Plus, EMAILS!

Part 2 of Carolyn and Erik's downward spiral. Your new favorite clean up song for the kids set to the greatest possible tune (courtesy of @weirdmomming on Twitter) Plus an email on August birthdays and whether or not you should give your kids a "garbage life".

Erik and Carolyn explain their 3 week absence and wonder how math homework is going for the parents out there. Plus, email!

The Youngs are on vacation but here's 11 minutes of audio that they never, EVER thought anyone would hear! Consequently.... WARNING: Adult topics and subject matters within

Kids with August birthdays: start them in elementary ASAP or wait the whole extra year? The best wedding prank we never knew we needed. Plus, email!

Carolyn goes all-in on mom fitness. What do the US and Syria have in common? This episode is shortened because the Youngs are mediocre at life and parenting.

How close should you live to your parents when YOU'RE a parent? The Calm app is a wily son of a b*tch but Carolyn and Erik approve. Plus, emails!

The biggest parenting mistake Erik and Carolyn ever made, and what can be learned from it. Twitter got PISSED at Paw Patrol! Plus, email.

Orlando Science Center review! Good for kids? Tourists with kids!? A child psychologist schools the Youngs. Plus email!