The Cosmic Cannibal Podcast

Your 2022 Aries New Moon Horoscope

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Ready for an ambition resurrection? The 2022 Aries new moon is sure to revive and reanimate your goals, and snarky-yet-savvy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal has your hilarious horoscope for how. In this episode, Cosmic reports on everything you need to know about the 2022 Aries new moon, from all the transits (including the Chiron conjunction), to why it’s an effing perfect day to start anew. There’s also gratuitous rambling about Aries Mariah Carey, ranting about Will “bitch slap” Smith, and plenty of groovy disco muzak. It's sorta like Chaucer's General Prologue for the astrological new year. 


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  • "Stringed Disco" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
  • "Over Cast" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b...
    • “Ipanema Daydream” by Bird Creek. Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported— CC BY 3.0. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music provided by FreeMusic109 https://youtube.com/FreeMusic109
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