Toot sweet. Or don’t toot. On choosing not to post for fear of … not much.

On how Lex used to go to sleep. And how he sleeps now.

Where there’s beep, there’s smoke. Well, smoke detectors, anyway.

On chewing gum. The act, not the gum variant.

Liam turned 12! Lex talks fast! Birthday breakfasts!

Some folks don’t talk about it when they plan to audition for a show. But Lex shares his plans. And voices.

There are things that make each of us weird. Here are some of mine — with an important caveat.

Updates on staying warm in bed, with listener feedback! Also, a sad story with a twist ending about a sideview mirror.

Bed warmth. Cold feed. And other important topics.

Lex has thoughts on his own voice. How meta. This episode published early and will show up at the right time again on Monday. Probably. Maybe you’ll have it twice. Maybe once. Who knows?