Our dynasty draft:

Winners

losers

the lessons we learned along the way

AND

A couple of tips that can help you avoid our mistakes and replicate our successes.

We talk the AFC North, the Kentucky Derby, and the shit-show that is our first EVER Dynasty startup draft.

We got drunk, 

we got excited, 

we went long.

Check out the draft review, picks we liked and picks we loathed, probably early fantasy relevant rookies, our takes on some teams' apparent long-term plans, Would you Rather (a new game), and the draft-centric Stat of the Week!

IT'S LOADED THIS WEEK!!!

A sober DweezeNutz and Big Whiz talk CJ Anderson, Playboy Magazine, tasers and what value there is to be found in one of the toughest divisions in football.

And don't worry, no bullshit Draft Preview here.

Half a bottle later, we finally get to the NFC East and our Stat of the week.

And what's missing from Fantasy Football analysis and Podcasting? KICKERS. You got it here, folks!

Dez Bryant

Dumb Shit I Heard This Week

The NFC South

Thanks to a little Jack Daniels, this one got away from us a little. Part 2 of the episode coming soon.

We've got two weeks of news,

a new segment: Big Whiz and his Stat of the Week,

and the first in a series of looks at each division in the NFL.

First up, the NFC North, of course.

Big Whiz and DweezeNutz rank their top 10 QB, WR, RB, and TEs and share a little about why they chose the surprises they did.

What do we like and dislike about this year's FA action?

What questions did the signings bring up; what will we be watching for the rest of the off-season?

And what single signing has the best potential to help you hoist that trophy next year?