YOUR GEMINI EX

Dinner with dead people, Ozzy Osbourne (or not? no, it's definitely him. It's Ozzy), what it means to be heterosexual, mean comments, getting scouted, iphone free zones, NOT filming SZA, and cutting the episode short to make it to the last ferry to Fire Island.

Aquaman Paytas, JP finishing their fucking gummy bears, Sydney Sweeney's first offense, all the different ways you can die (including in London), matching outfits, not referencing Lolita, Evita on The West End, and what Dollskill owes Malea.

Season 2 JP and Malea talk gemini season, pride, Jojo Siwa's exes, Man Hating Lesbians party, Celebrity sighting etiquette, JP keeps running into comedians, The Queer Ultimatum, The Epstein List.

GEMINI SEASON BOUTTA GO CRAZY ! JP and Malea record separate episodes , getting tattooed on the air, they still haven't heard each others episodes, dental insurance, ways they promise to be better next season, and reading (as always).

(Uploaded on JP's birthday)

JP MOVING TO NEW JERSEY, WE HATE LOVING THE MET GALA, HUMAN DUPES, MASC PHOTOSHOOTS, FUCK POLLEN, HEALTH INSURANCE BEING A SCAM, THE IMPORTANCE OF SUPPORTING THE ARTS, SLAVERY IS FULLY LEGAL, LOCAL QUEER EVENT/SART SHOUTOUTS.

Jojo Siwa's biggest disappointment yet, lesbian men, Babygirl, admiring Pamela Anderson, avoiding talking about how politically fucked we are, movies JP has actually seen, Promising Young Women, intro level witchcraft, For the Kids segment.

Trying to read each others minds, celebrity patrons that had us shook, defending yourself, bank accounts, Met Gala, overdicking it, Queen of TERFS, Art imitating reality, gay face, gay teeth, and hearing the gays set up the bar.

Ways to be better as a white person, Black Mirror with ads, prison camps & the rise of facism, the Cubbyhole Bar Phone, taking up space in a bad way, the deeply evil president, Coachella's supervillain owner, & playing two truths and a lie.

Prosecco ASMR, how people kiss in Brazil, male inpersonators, Masc Malea, buzzfeed quizzes, more movies JP hasn't seen, fear, special thanks to people we love, QAMP High School Musical April 27th

Wanting a t-shirt from the stock market, checking your sources, Fuck Marry Kill, Teen Vogue, meat, talking to strangers, and a bunch of Uterus education to make Tiffany happy (Malea's mother)!