Seriously, have you ever listened to them speak? How can you have lived through so much yet be so uninteresting? To be clear, we're talking about your grandparents only right now. Mine are pretty chill. (They give me money sometimes, so I gotta play nice)

But if your grandparents are stupid, what does that say about you? I know mitosis exists, or whatever, but all 4 are dumb? That's not a good sign for ya, champ. You might just be a dummy.

Anyway, enjoy the show. 

Oh, almost forgot to mention, we're splitting each episode in half, so this is the first half of the show. You'll get the second later in the week.

Now enjoy the show. And tell your grandparents I said they're stupid.