Chicks before dicks, uteruses before duderuses… The separation of priorities for a significant other and the rest of the “bros” has spawned a slew of clichés and rhyming anecdotes over centuries- nay! Whatever is more than centuries. I believe it was Bro-sus who first quoted “Bros before hoes” on a stone tablet in 1531BC. Everyone has their preference on how to manage the collision of worlds. We’re not saying other strategies are wrong, but we are saying our’s are right. So listen up, pour your wine of choice, and get the latest on merging (or not merging) a significant other into your friends groups.