In today's episode, we have "Robbie," who'd like to punch up to an Executive Pastry Chef position. He's actually in this role currently, not that you can tell from his terrible, terrible resume. Let's get that money, Robbie!

And if you'd like an honest review of your resume, please send it to: [email protected]. Please include the job you're hoping to land, with a link to the online posting. Your prize: my terrible voice on your voicemail! Just kidding - you can have the "punched up" version of your resume that I create during the episode.