Your Two Loudest Friends

Mo is a hypocrite and ventured into the BDSM/Kink world that is the Feeld app, and tells Tony about her first date experience off of it. We venture down the world of what really is "kink," look up the definition of BDSM (because we're vanilla too), humming on the vagina, ball play, and so much more... 

Will a vagina sauna burn your butthole? Who has a better looking butthole? We actually mentioned buttholes quite a bit in this episode as we dive into the worlds of holistic medicines, sex work, fetishes we don't understand, and so much more. 

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Maureen's best friend surprises her with a visit and we got her stoned enough to bring her on the podcast and discuss why dirty boys are ghosting her and Maureen from across the ocean. Aurora also breaks down birth charts and zodiac signs for us.

After much discussion about love languages finally this week Tony takes the quiz to discover what his love language is. We also both opted to wear masks this episode, reasons to be explained within. 

We also have a phone number you can call and leave us voicemails on to be featured on a future episode: 917-310-5262... Don't be a stranger! No for real, if you leave us a message, please leave your name with it.

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In pursuit of spreading our brand we went out and plastered the town with tear flyers to get some callers... Well we tried, but about 20 minutes into the trip, the other trip kicked in (the psilocybin). In this episode we discuss our failed attempt to promote ourselves while on hallucinogens, the alien invasion of Brooklyn, world travel, Maureen educates Tony about the ladyboys of Thailand, and more...

Tony's dad Stephen, aka "The OG," makes a guest appearance on the podcast this week. We smoked and a blunt and picked his brain about fashion, life, music, and more.

Maureen and Tony break down their thoughts on the WAP video, Maureen has a revelation about why he's not calling back, and they discuss sex ed, teaching kids consent at a young age, "All Lives Matter," and how the Kardashians redefined beauty standards.

Maureen and Tony sit down after Mo's surgery to discuss everything from movie soundtracks to ass play and everything in between. 

Disclaimer: The Vietnam War started in the 50's, Tony said the 60's... Whatever he knows he was wrong.

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Maureen tells Tony about all her dating horrors. We also talk about Hugh Hefner, Photoshop vs Airbrushing, Macaulay Culkin vs Leonardo DiCaprio, and Telemundo vs BBC. 

We recorded a one-off episode last week specifically for YouTube, but after second thought... Here it is on the actual Podcast as a random Saturday episode. It's like the Christmas special you never asked for. Thanks for listening, keep listening, sleep with us on repeat, tell everyone you know about us, force them to love us.