Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:

You're a novice demon who managed to convice a mother to give up her first born in exchange for eternal youth. You did so, because it seems like the kind of thing all the other demons are doing, but now you are not sure what you are supposed to do with an infant and it's way too late to ask. You have taken the wrong path. I don't see how anyone can ever really know their choice before they turn two."

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