I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)


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“You’re Accused and Betrayed”
Insurrection!
 
He will bail you all out
At least that’s what he says
He has told thirty-thousand lies
So, his promises aren’t worth a sh*t
Y’all get flocked up; baa; and spout
QAnon gibberish
Attack police, what’s free
Because you’re patriotic
 
So, Donnie eats his Whoppers
As you’re handcuffed and put away
Guess it really sucks to be you
You’re accused and betrayed
 
He will watch as you go down
Viking helmets and all
His show isn’t going well
Prepped for you to take the fall
You are the clowns
Go ahead, grab the flagpoles
Hit democracy’s mouth
In their graves, our Founders turn
Witnessing nooses form
Pence hangs around
 
So, Donnie eats his Whoppers
As you’re handcuffed and put away
Guess it really sucks to be you
You’re accused and betrayed
 
Mass-deception, repetition
Until your small brain faces yuge evaporation
 
Mass-deception, repetition
Until your small brain faces yuge evaporation
Mass-deception, repetition
Until your small brain faces bigly…
 
He will bail you all out
At least that’s what he says
He’s a liar, dic[tator] complier
Seemingly unable to pull out
He will bail you all out
 
L-O-C-K-E-M!
L-O-C-K-E-M!
L-O-C-K-E-M!
L-O-C-K-E-M!
 
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I Feel Snitty with Craig RoznieckiBy Craig Rozniecki

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