In case you needed a reminder – we're idiots.

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One lesson Pamela Voorhees never taught her son is that he should never mess with a woman. We discuss Jason finally get his comeuppance in the lastest fan film, Victim No More.

Closing theme song: City Lights - Mike McGraner

Produced by Mike McGraner & Ian Malachai Written & performed by Mike McGraner Mixed & Mastered by Ian Malachai © 2019 Mike McGraner

https://mikemcgraner.bandcamp.com/track/city-lights

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Everyone knows that you should never hike hungry, never hike drunk, never hike naked, and most definitely never hike drunk-naked. But what you SHOULD always do is listen to us discuss the latest (and final?) installment of the Never Hike series – Never Hike Alone 2.

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It's a national holiday here at You're All Doomed HQ. We discuss the Never Hike Alone 2 trailer, the just-announced Halloween TV series, and... Bigfoot?

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There's something in those trees, and it ain't no man. It ain't Jason Voorhees, either. It's, well... you'll see.

"Crystal Lake" – performed by Primal Apathy Music: Travis Justice; Vocal Melody: Gaylon Tyner; Lyrics: Gaylon Tyner and Gary Swift; Drums: John Ollis' 2022

https://primalapathy.bandcamp.com/

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You can change the name, you can destroy the camp, but will you be able to tell apart the four blonde girls in this movie? We do our best as we make our way through the next Friday the 13th fan film, The Fall of Camp Blood.  

Sail Away Tiny Sparrow

Written by Harry Manfredini

Performed by Anthony Brummer, Dylan Painter, Evan Winter

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Hold me closer, tiny Jason

Count the bodies on the treeway

Cover your head in sheets of linen

You had a busy day today

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You know what they say: It’s always dawnest before the dark… or something like that. Find out what that means when the night comes — for a third time — with Here Comes the Night: Part III, a Friday the 13th Fan Film. 

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As Poison once sang, every rose has its blood, but what they didn't know is that this rose also has Tina powers! Join us as we discuss Rose Blood, the kind-of sequel to Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.

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Look out! Here comes the night... again! Only this time we get some Roy Burns cosplay, screwcap wine bottles, and a lesson on how not to make s'mores. 

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