yeah that's right the second week of the new year and already things have gone to complete hell. well we went in expecting things to be ridiculous and we here at phat dabs do enjoy our ridiculous but in the comfort of our own village where the weed is plentiful and everything makes sense. and with the modern times just losing all its luster and we talk about the duffer brothers and their inability to shut the fuck up when it comes to owning up to their fuck ups when it comes to their show. I mean my brothers in christ this is your show and for future writers and show creators here are a few rules for you. you cannot have a high stakes villain where everything is on the line and anything can and will happen, someone from the main crew has to die. it is law i'm sorry. someone got to go and to play it safe is just cowardly. and when you do fuck up do not try to do damage control where you make it a thousand times worse by showing that you couldn't have given a good damn about your show. it wasn't cups in game of thrones level of fuck up but it was disrespectful nonetheless. but enough of them, their fans and their inability to cope there are more pressing matters to get into. like what you ask. let me tell you shut up. we show the michael concert movie moonwalker where the video smooth criminal comes from and where your teller at a younger age nearly shattered every bone in his ankles trying to do that damn lean from the same video. also there's a part where he turns into a megazord and shoots Joe Pesci with a laser while transformed into a spaceship. you are high enough for this shit. we were. you will be as well we promise. and in between that we introduce ourselves to the silliness that were video game commercials from the Nintendo line from the early 80s to now just to show you how far we;ve come. you don't get quality shit like that no more let us tell you. we also discuss the early racism in Disney movies and your grandparent's inability to understand why it was wrong even if it was the times back then. the times back then were still wrong and fucked up let's stop pretending that it wasn't. it was unavoidable and really made us wonder what was really going on with y'all's entertainment back in the day. and we also have a word for the gooners out there and kindly request that you leave that shit in the rear view and learn to talk to some women in the this new year. despite what the internet may tell you, they really aren't that bad we promise. we here at phat dabs will not steer you wrong. we could ask so many questions but the main one for gooners is what the fuck is wrong with you??? we don't judge yes we do let us stop lying. no seriously what are you doing??? you're being weird. stop being weird. you're not even being quirky, you're just being weird. and that goes for all you guys that fetishise goth and nerd chicks as well. stop it. but then again this is coming from someone who dated nerd and goths when it was a secret and no one would bother asking why because it wasn't their business. but that's your teller getting sentimental about his good old days and we hope you're out here making the best of your days while you're still able to. there's enough silly shit for us to escape to and even more fun for us to get into before the weather gets warm and the madness truly begins. either way the bowl mates will be at the village watching it all from the comfort of our own homes. we'll be here losing faith in humanity one soul at a time.

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