Aries season is chaotic, John is spiraling, and the internet is giving us everything. We get into a massive week for music with Rosalia, KATSEYE, and Madonna shocking Coachella during Sabrina Carpenter’s set, plus why Sabrina is getting cancelled. Then: Meghan Trainor’s tour flop, a wildly messy age-gap baby scandal, our latest Etsy witch update, and a feud between two blonde, blue-eyed babes named Alex and Alix.