Welcome back to You're Not My Type, Bro! ️
The podcast where we dive into politics, pop culture, relationships, wild opinions, and whatever else is keeping us entertained (or annoyed) this week.

In this episode:

Marco kicks things off with his chest-shaving gym chronicles (yes, it's as chaotic as it sounds)

Jessica Simpson + snake sperm supplements?? Dwayne has questions

Marco's mad about the Nintendo Switch 2 delay

Why is a candy bar $1.75 now?? We rant about prices, tech overload, and broken eggs

SNL parody vs. punching down — when does comedy cross the line?

Would you tell your bestie their fiancé cheated the night before the wedding? We get into it.

Real Housewives drama: Kenya Moore, revenge porn laws, and gun threats?!

⚡ Rapid Fire Stereotypes: Lesbians, gay men, and white people — we go there (and try to keep it respectful-ish)

Drop your thoughts in the comments — we love hearing from y'all!

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️ Welcome back to You're Not My Type, Bro! We're back with another wild episode full of hot takes, petty rants, and deep debates!

This week we're sounding off on:

Auto-stop engines & annoying car features Job apps & pointless online assessments Genetic engineering & supposed “direwolves”

Pamela Anderson's no-makeup moment

PrEP, HIV, sexual health, and who it's really for Plus fave TV shows to chill out after all that! You already know — it's real, it's funny, it's honest.

Tap in. Drop your thoughts in the comments — we love hearing from y'all!

️You're Not My Type, Bro! – Live from Los Angeles! Buckle up, bro — things are about to get wild. In this chaotically honest episode of You're Not My Type, Bro, Marko, Duane, and Theo serve up another round of hot takes, hilarious rants, and "wait, what?!" moments you didn't know you needed. ️

✨ Episode Highlights:

⚡ Cocktails & Complaints – Theo vs. rogue LA motorcyclists (spoiler: he's not winning). Marko invoices his doctor?! Yeah, that happened and Duane's shockingly wholesome Uber ride

⚡ Pure Genius, Pure Insanity – An opportunity for the hosts to ask each other questions and make the determination of pure genius or pure insanity.

• Latina Snow White and the culture war that followed

• A dude who spent $14K to become a dog (and is now building a zoo??) • People rejecting all sexual labels — brave or just confused?

• California's Robin Hood speeding tickets And a spicy debate on cheating, justice, and political double standards.

It's unfiltered. It's hilarious. It's definitely not your average podcast. Prepare for debates, disbelief, and belly laughs. Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe, and drop your hot take below — we read 'em all... even the petty ones.

️ You're Not My Type, Bro – Live from Los Angeles! Duane, Marko, and Theo are back with another no-holds-barred episode packed with wild takes, real talk, and signature humor. From EV drama to family loyalty, this one's got range.

✨ Episode Highlights: Cocktails & Complaints – Gas prices in California? Still disrespectful. The guys vent about the cost of living in Los Angeles

⚡. Group Chat Drama – We've all been there: added to a group chat you didn't ask for. The crew breaks down the blessing and curse of group texts, notification overload, and digital boundaries.

⭐ Uber Ratings – Necessary or Nonsense? – Why do Uber passengers get rated like Airbnbs? The gang debates whether the 5-star system is fair—or just pure judgment in motion.

⭐The Capacity to Kill – A deeper discussion around self-defense, human instinct, and what it might take to push someone over the edge. Are we all capable, given the right moment? Men &

⭐Hyper independence – Why do men struggle to ask for help? The hosts get vulnerable about emotional isolation, social conditioning, and how to start breaking the cycle.

⭐Is Blood Really Thicker Than Water? – Family vs. chosen family. A heartfelt debate on loyalty, love, and whether relatives always deserve a second chance. ️

⭐NEW Segment: Threesome Therapy – Listener-submitted etiquette dilemmas, served hot and honest:

• Workplace bathroom etiquette – the courtesy flush & pooping in public

• Public coughing & nose-blowing – especially in restaurants (yikes)

• First date rules – Who pays? And how do gay vs. straight dating dynamics compare, especially when sex often comes before the date?

⚡Deep convos. Hot takes. Big laughs. It's classic You're Not My Type, Bro energy. Listen now and let us know your thoughts in the comments, DMs, or voice notes—we might just feature you on the next one!

Join Duane, Marko, and Theo as they dive into another no-holds-barred conversation packed with complaints, career insights, and candid personal reflections! From the outrageous cost of concert tickets to the importance of setting boundaries, this episode covers it all.

✨ Episode Highlights:

Cocktails & Complaints – The guys kick things off with their weekly gripes, from the sky-high prices of concert tickets to frustrating grocery delivery experiences (looking at you, Instacart). Plus, they rant about the dreaded return of daylight savings time.

The Wild World of Job Referrals – Theo dives into the strange new side hustle where people get paid to refer complete strangers for jobs—sometimes through apps like Blind. The hosts debate the fairness and ethics of this growing trend.

⚠️ A Look at the Rise of Anti-Semitism – A serious discussion on the apparent increase in anti-Semitic incidents and the possible reasons behind this troubling trend.

Breaking Free from People-Pleasing – Duane gets personal about his journey of overcoming emotional codependency on substances and people-pleasing tendencies. He shares his rock-bottom moment and how he's learning to set boundaries and prioritize self-care.

Embracing a "F&%$ Everybody" Mindset (with good intentions! ) – Marko and Duane explore the importance of sometimes being "selfish" for your well-being, cutting out toxic people, and making radical life changes for personal growth.

Feel-Good Anthems & Karaoke Favorites – To end on a lighter note, the hosts reveal their go-to feel-good songs and favorite karaoke tracks, with some surprising musical choices!

Tune in now! Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share your thoughts in the comments!

In this episode of "You're Not My Type, Bro!," Duane, Marko and Theo serve up another round of **cocktails, complaints, and controversy** – covering everything from Meghan Markle's haters to wild political moves and LGBTQ+ terminology that even your gay hosts can't figure out. ✨

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All this and more in our latest episode! **Tune in, drop a comment, and don't forget to like & subscribe!**

In this episode of "You're Not My Type Bro," the hosts serve up another round of laughs, hot takes, and thoughtful insights. From stingy bartenders using jiggers to a breakdown of narcissistic behavior and a spirited debate about pickleball, this episode has it all!

✨ Highlights:

This episode balances humor with thoughtful commentary, making it a must-listen for anyone who loves a mix of personal stories, cultural critique, and fun debates.

Brace yourself for another round of unfiltered laughs, wild stories, and deep conversations in this episode, where Duane, Theo and Marko cover everything from hilariously annoying hand dryers to the ethical debates surrounding TikTok bans and transgender healthcare. It's a rollercoaster of humor, rants, and meaningful insights! ✨

✨ Highlights:

This episode delivers a perfect mix of laughs, heart, and thought-provoking takes that'll leave you entertained and maybe even a little inspired!

Buckle up for a hilarious, unfiltered journey as the Marko, Duane and Theo dive into topics ranging from intimacy coordinators and cockroach nightmares to the fluidity of coming out and societal debates!

✨ Highlights:

This episode has it all—personal stories, laugh-out-loud moments, and thought-provoking conversations. Don't miss it!

️ On "You're Not My Type, Bro," Theo, Marko, and Duane bring you a hilarious and no-holds-barred episode packed with relatable rants and thought-provoking discussions. From L.A.'s “shallow and empty” lifestyle to Prius drivers with a “Napoleon complex,” nothing is off-limits! Highlights include:

Car Drama: Why Prius drivers are either too slow or think they're in a Ferrari.

Gym Etiquette: A fan-changing gym-goer sparks a heated debate about consideration. Monogamy & Relationships: Can long-distance work? Should love be open? One host spills wedding tea about a groom caught kissing guests!

Body Odor Woes: High-end funk at a movie theater turns into a public call-out fantasy.

️‍Two Gays, One Straightish: Watch the straight host hilariously stumble through a "gay IQ" quiz. With complaints, comedy, and candid convos about love, sex, and social norms, this episode is your new favorite guilty pleasure. Grab a drink, relax, and tune in!