You're Not Paranoid

Fly from this land that doesn't even exist. You meet Mason in Denver; Something must be amiss. Are these theories you hear even possible at best? The history you've learned, You now second guess.

Today's special episode is all about conspiracies, specifically, the Denver International Airport and the existence of Finland.

If it's not right, it's left. The most "sinister" of sides. Smudged ink and stained hands. They can't switch, they've tried. Those who are born this way; Are trapped in this right world. They are the same as all the others; Though some think they are disturbed.

This Phobia Phriday is all about sinistrophobia, or the fear of left-handed people.

Adrenaline watching races; or relaxing at the ball game. Sit close to get a view; But oh no! What a shame; The accidents happen in a blink of an eye. A ball to the face, or even a tire. Oh my!

Watch out! This episode is all about the dangers of going to watch your favorite sporting event in person.

You are the pet, To the social media master. Your life needs charge & phone death is disaster. Eyes don’t leave the phone; You must follow your “friends.” No conversation in public, This is how society ends.

In this episode we talk about nomophobia, the fear of being without your cell phone.

A simple hello; or a pass by on the street. They keep their eyes open; To hunt someone so sweet. Don't let them in, and don't be polite. For you are your protector; Always put up a fight.

In this episode we discuss stalkers and stalking, the laws, and how to stay safe.

Those who are born, With a head for heights. Climb so far up, As if ready for flight! Then there’s the others, Who hate being so high. They fear the long fall, From which they can die.

In this episode we discuss acrophobia, the fear of heights.

A quick trip and hard fall; Into water or ground. You just never know; With no vest you could drown. And that brain is so precious; You only get one. Keep it safe & protected; Now a helmet looks fun.

In this episode, we discuss the importance of helmets and life jackets.

Furry and small; They creep at night. Cute to a few; But imagine their bite! They actually giggle, Isn't that odd? And they like being tickled; Their image's a fraud.

This weeks phobia is all about mice!

Beauty and glamor; Highlight your face. Rashes and hair loss all over the place. "We follow regulation!" Complaints still pour in. "No need for registration." Cosmetics rule once again.

In this episode we discuss what's really in our cosmetics and personal care items and what laws are in place to keep us safe.

Dark and long, or Short and patchy. Face half concealed; The touch so scratchy. Fear the beard, They used to joke. But some truly do; Listen and get woke.

This Phobia Phriday is all about pogonophobia, the fear of beards.