Dan can’t drive and Clara isn’t interested in cricket.

"Feet, snakes, and blasphemy". We are so back.

Harry Styles, Beyonce, Dan. The greats all go solo eventually.

Dan is rendered speechless, Clara is Oscar The Grouch, and we are ALL in the past.

Dan discovers empathy, Clara discovers The Rizzler, and the real question is whether cricket is woke or posh.

You asked, we answered.

Dan speaks Minionese ,Clara doesn't understand WinWiz, and the duo place themselves on the KP-Strauss spectrum.

Dan fights the posh allegations, Clara carries too much shame to buy Hula-Hoops, and people need to stop being stupid and getting better at betting.

Dan loves the Human Torch, Clara uses her enthusiastic voice, and there is great disagreement over the correct pronunciation of Abu Dhabi.

Dan gets performative, Clara can't move her face, and OH NO! I spilt matcha on my copy of The Bell Jar!