"So, before he got eaten I thought well, he's gonna fall in the water and he'll survive and he'll come back. But then he got eaten. Like, completely eaten, and I thought, no way he's coming back! But then he did, so I was like, what?" Oy what a week. In the meantime, perhaps we should have realized in advance that a category of 0% Tomatometer movies would bring us little else but heartache and pain.  Oh! And also on the last podcast we said we were watching Baby Geniuses 2 for this one, but we couldn't find it anywhere so we watched that Michael Winslow movie instead. 0:00 -- Intro 4:37 -- Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol26:08 -- Jaws: The Revenge48:28 -- Dream a Little Dream 1.07:35 -- Awards and rankings 1.59:55 -- Future business 2.08:40 -- Outro and outtakes Hey! Be sure to watch Breathless, Rio Bravo, and Casino for next time!  Hey! Subscribe in iTunes! Hey! Check out the Facebook page and vote on the next category! Hey! Check out Jon's YM&T Letterboxd list! Hey! Check out Roy's YM&T Letterboxd list! Hey! Email us at [email protected]! Send new topics! Send new theme songs! Download this episode right here!

"So the guys show up and, man, these guys are the worst." The Yours, Mine, & Theirs 2020 scarefest CONCLUDES with a CONTINUATION of SLASHERS. Things go back to normal next month. OR WILL THEY?! Btw, we implemented a 5-minute timer this time to prevent ourselves from overly long movie summaries. Meeehhhh it worked a little. Stick around (IF YOU DARE) after the end theme music Roy and Jon draft their favorite Halloween playlist songs of the past 25 years! It may be extremely IRRELEVANT, yet FUN (ish)! 0:00 -- Intro 7:26 -- Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter28:50 -- The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 249:05 -- Slumber Party Massacre II 1.03:50 -- Awards and rankings 1.47:03 -- Future business mingled with awards and rankings 1.52:08 -- Horror hypotheticals2.03:08 -- Outro and 25th Halloween playlist song draft Hey! Be sure to watch Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol, Jaws: The Revenge, and Dream a Little Dream for next time! Yes yes, we know we said Baby Geniuses 2 on the podcast, but we changed our minds on account that dumb baby movie is impossible to see. Hey! Subscribe in iTunes! Hey! Check out the Facebook page and vote on the next category! Hey! Check out Jon's YM&T Letterboxd list! Hey! Check out Roy's YM&T Letterboxd list! Hey! Email us at [email protected]! Send new topics! Send new theme songs! Download this episode right here!

"We're recording this after the plague descended upon Mike Pence." The Yours, Mine, & Theirs 2020 scarefest RETURNS with footage and their feet! Zo RETURNS. Our overblown talk at the beginning where we go over recent extra-curricular scary movie watchings RETURNS. Stick around after the credits! Roy and Jon rank EVERY Halloween mixtape/CD/playlist and it's record-breaking! Seriously it's long. We go on longer than the podcast itself. Most filibusters are shorter. 0:00 -- Intro (house report, scary movie report) 23:10 -- [REC] 42:55 -- Lake Mungo1.06:02 -- Hell House LLC 1.35:21 -- Awards and rankings 2.17:13 -- Spooky future business 2.23:39 -- Outro and eternal Halloween CD/playlist ranking4.20:21 -- Actual end of the audio Hey! The Halloween cramdown continues! Be sure to watch Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, and Slumber Party Massacre II for next time! Hey! Also watch The Blair Thumb I guess! Hey! Join the Abaddon Society! Hey! Hear "Abaddon," the Roxy Music (starring Bryan Ferry) song! Hey! Subscribe in iTunes! Hey! Check out the Facebook page and vote on the next category! Hey! Check out Jon's YM&T Letterboxd list! Hey! Check out Roy's YM&T Letterboxd list! Hey! Email us at [email protected]! Send new topics! Send new theme songs! Download this episode right here!

"Ghost in the kitchen. Demon in bed." The Yours, Mine, & Theirs 2020 scarefest BEGINS with ghosts and their ghost stories! Zo's back to celebrate hard. Too hard maybe. Stick around after the credits! We go over this year's Halloween mixtape/CD/playlist in great detail! 0:00 -- Intro (house report, scary movie report, kid trauma) 32:53 -- The Dead of Night 46:55 -- Ugetsu1.02:34 -- Ouija: Origin of Evil 1.23:38 -- Awards and rankings 2.01:41 -- Spooky future business 2.04:55 -- Outro and 2020 Halloween CD/playlist revelation Hey! The Halloween cramdown continues! Be sure to watch [REC], Lake Mungo, and Hell House LLC for next time! Hey! Also watch The Blair Thumb I guess! Hey! Hear the Patton Oswalt $5 routine! Hey! See that one Squirrel Nut Zippers video! Hey! Subscribe in iTunes! Hey! Check out the Facebook page and vote on the next category! Hey! Check out Jon's YM&T Letterboxd list! Hey! Check out Roy's YM&T Letterboxd list! Hey! Email us at [email protected]! Send new topics! Send new theme songs! Download this episode right here!

  "Most people were still alive; just the starfighters were dead." Strangely this is the only YM&T podcast where we don't mention The Last Jedi. Stay with us anyway while we talk about the final starfighters and dragons and also the previous summer. I suppose we should have defined the word "last" a bit better. 0:00 -- Intro (zero initial guests, Robert Preston convention, housetalk, initial Halloween, Berry Gordy) 19:07 -- Suddenly, Last Summer 44:33 -- The Last Starfighter56:53 -- Surprise Zo call 1.06:18 -- The Last Dragon 1.25:06 -- Awards and rankings 1.53:47 -- Spooky future business 2.04:12 -- Outro and outtakes Hey! The Halloween cramdown is upon us! Be sure to watch Dead of Night, Ugetsu, and Ouija: Origin of Evil for next time! Hey! Hear The Motels' song "Suddenly, Last Summer"! Hey! Subscribe in iTunes! Hey! Check out the Facebook page and vote on the next category! Hey! Check out Jon's YM&T Letterboxd list! Hey! Check out Roy's YM&T Letterboxd list! Hey! Email us at [email protected]! Send new topics! Send new theme songs! Download this episode right here!

"As all strapping young lads do when they grow up, they want to marry their sisters." "He never eats from an eagle egg. He never gains eagle powers. But there's potential." Phil Birkett from the Braving Babylon 5 podcast joins in for a talk on swords, magic, and the quality footwear needed for adventure and inhumane toil. 0:00 -- Intro (Phil Birkett is here, politics stuff) 9:10 -- Conan the Barbarian 54:26 -- Ator, the Fighting Eagle 1.12:47 -- Willow 1.41:55 -- Awards and rankings 2.26:14 -- Future business 2.32:00 -- Outro, Phil's podcast plug and outtakes Hey! Be sure to watch Suddenly, Last Summer; The Last Starfighter; and The Last Dragon for next time! Hey! Hear Braving Babylon 5! Hey! Subscribe in iTunes! Hey! Check out the Facebook page and vote on the next category! Hey! Check out Jon's YM&T Letterboxd list! Hey! Check out Roy's YM&T Letterboxd list! Hey! Email us at [email protected]! Send new topics! Send new theme songs! Download this episode right here!

"We're all average and some of us are pretty crappy." Veterans of the podcast Josh and JB join us for some post-traumatic therapy as well as lots of inappropriate laughter (as usual). The genre this time is veteran movies, with an emphasis on the Vietnam Conflict. 0:00 -- Intro (Josh Fillmore and JB Flinders return, quick movie impressions) 8:21 -- First Blood 45:22 -- In Country 1.03:15 -- Born on the Fourth of July 1.31:59 -- Awards and rankings 2.44:13 -- Future business 2.58:06 -- Outro and outtakes Hey! Be sure to watch Conan the Barbarian; Ator, the Fighting Eagle; and Willow for next time! Hey! See the Siskel & Ebert where they review Born on the Fourth of  July (also Tango and Cash that episode)! Hey! We made a lot of references to the fake movie Plantoon which is a Phil Hendrie joke that's apparently behind a paywall so we can't link to it, but find it if you can! Hey! Subscribe in iTunes! Hey! Check out the Facebook page and vote on the next category! Hey! Check out Jon's YM&T Letterboxd list! Hey! Check out Roy's YM&T Letterboxd list! Hey! Email us at [email protected]! Send new topics! Send new theme songs! Download this episode right here!

"'We were gonna process the car for evidence, but my daughter totaled it, so...'" This one is an hour shorter than usual because I edited out like an hour of giggling regarding Documentary Now! funny moments. It's back to docs and we're back with Josh. 0:00 -- Intro (Josh Fillmore returns) 6:27 -- Swimming to Cambodia/"Parker Gail's Location is Everything" 22:35 -- The Thin Blue Line/"The Eye Doesn't Lie" 44:49 -- Jiro Dreams of Sushi/"Juan Likes Rice and Chicken" 1.00:27 -- Awards and rankings 1.43:00 -- Future business 1.52:28 -- Outro and outtakes Hey! Be sure to watch First Blood, In Country, and Born on the Fourth of July for next time! Hey! Flanders climbing the tower! Hey! Track 1 Intro! Hey! Hear the Unspooled about The Best Years of Our Lives! Hey! Subscribe in iTunes! Hey! Check out the Facebook page and vote on the next category! Hey! Check out Jon's YM&T Letterboxd list! Hey! Check out Roy's YM&T Letterboxd list! Hey! Email us at [email protected]! Send new topics! Send new theme songs! Download this episode right here!

"You're underestimating the power of Sparkle Motion to keep that airplane flying." If I could go back in time I'd re-record that embarrassing segment of this podcast where I ignorantly and blatantly mixed up the titles of In Time and About Time for a solid ten minutes. Also, JB Flinders is back! Actually he's the one who said we should talk about the movies out of order which sent us plummeting into the Darko-est timeline where we also screwed up our summation assignments. 0:00 -- Intro (JB Flinders returns, BTTF critics) 12:37 -- Back to the Future 37:01 -- Looper 59:19 -- Donnie Darko 1.26:00 -- Awards and rankings 2.38:29 -- Future business 2.51:01 -- Outro and outtakes *Hey! Be sure to watch Swimming to Cambodia, The Thin Blue Line, and Jiro Dreams of Sushi (along with the Documentary Now! episodes "Location is Everything," "The Eye Doesn't Lie," and "Juan Likes Chicken and Rice") for next time! Hey! Behold Sheila Benson's review of Back to the Future! Hey! Hoverbikes! Hey! See Jon's old time travel movie that's not really fluid! Hey! Hear Kiss Your Franchise Goodbye! Hey! Hear Safe Words Aloud! Hey! Subscribe in iTunes! Hey! Check out the Facebook page and vote on the next category! Hey! Check out Jon's YM&T Letterboxd list! Hey! Check out Roy's YM&T Letterboxd list! Hey! Email us at [email protected]! Send new topics! Send new theme songs! Download this episode right here!

"It was a pleasure digging into your screwy, ruined brain." Jon Madsen = 33.3% screwball + 33.3% murderer + 33.4% lesbian. Find out why by listening to the very podcast you're now reading a description of! Also, our Kiss Your Franchise goodbye crossover hits round three with barrier-breaking Brooke Heym! 0:00 -- Intro (introducing Brooke Heym) 7:48 -- Viewer mail 11:10 -- What's Up Doc? 43:09 -- Crimes and Misdemeanors 1.10:06 -- The Duke of Burgundy 1.44:48 -- Awards and rankings 2.37:57 -- Future business 2.50:07 -- Outro and outtakes Hey! Be sure to watch Back to the Future, Donnie Darko, and Looper for next time! Hey! Also watch "Treehouse of Horror V"! Hey! Absorb Jon's What's Up Doc? "where all the bags went" thesis! Hey! But I'm mad now! Hey! Just a portion of "Tales of Ribaldry"! Hey! Hear Kiss Your Franchise Goodbye! Hey! Hear Safe Words Aloud! Hey! Subscribe in iTunes! Hey! Check out the Facebook page and vote on the next category! Hey! Check out Jon's YM&T Letterboxd list! Hey! Check out Roy's YM&T Letterboxd list! Hey! Email us at [email protected]! Send new topics! Send new theme songs! Download this episode right here!