Chris is back. And he learns a very valuable lesson: everything is made in China.

Chad shares a story about how he starred in a Brazilian movie, then found a bootleg of it. Of course Paul can't get the image of Chad dressed up as a pirate in Thailand, out of his head.

Chad and Paul sit down to reminisce about Syria, and how they couldn't get in today. Special guest star Chris remembers seeing Hamas march down the street while eating pistachio ice cream. Chad still wants to put Chris in a basket. We also get a sneak preview into a future YouthBytes.

Paul notices that Chad has a sunburn. Thats because Chad was off-roading in the desert of California in a Mercedes and got lost.

Paul explains how Host Clubs work, and Chad sees a common thread with modern society on a whole.

Finding the right man can be hard. Ever wish you could just pick one out of a catalog? In Japan, you can.

Chad talks more about going Snowboarding with Paul. They both reminisce what it was like to go with their "best boy", but what exactly is a best boy anyway?

Chad sits down with Paul to talk about what its like to start a new sport at the age of 50, Snowboarding. They talk about the development that snowboarding requires, as Chad kept getting beat down for years, and how he didn't quit. Paul also shares his first and last time snowboarding, and what it was like watching a South African film and ski at the same time.