Yuzuru Hanyu is My Emergency Contact - The FanyuFanme Podcast

Gather your heart emojis and add them to FanyuFanme’s Yuzu care package in the form of this week’s episode. It’s a Yuzu Love Gush so devoted, it even causes FanyuFanme to start making up words like “Fanyugobsmackedness.” Join FanyuFanme in reminding Yuzu he is amazing, he is loved, he is YUZU, as we enter the Yuzu Era we never expected.

BLOG POSTS FEATURED ON THIS EPISODE:

How can we be expected to handle Yuzuru Hanyu? (at 2:12)

https://fanyufanme.com/how-can-we-be-expected-to-handle-yuzuru-hanyu/

I want a Yuzu. (at 14:48)

https://fanyufanme.com/i-want-a-yuzu/

TRANSLATIONS:

doki doki [ドキドキ] - heart pitter-patter

Nihonjin [日本人] - Japanese person

okaasan [お母さん] - mother

arigatougozaimasu [ありがとうございます] - thank you

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If you're a fan of two-time Olympic gold medalist figure skater, Yuzuru Hanyu, and are looking for an unapologetic love gush on his superiority to any other human, you've come to the right place. Check out the official trailer for the first 12 episodes of "Yuzuru Hanyu is My Emergency Contact" - The FanyuFanme Podcast. 

Want the entire story including animogamy, unique situations and Google translate betrayals? Start at Episode 1 - “Oh. I. Remember. Him.”

Want to fast track to the moment the podcast went FULL HANYU? Start at Episode 4 - “Fanyus are FOR REAL.”

No matter where or how you Fanyu, this podcast is for YU.

Visit www.fanyufanme.com to read the blog that inspired it all.

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Have you ever tweeted about Yuzu? Sketched him? Baked cookies themed to his costumes? Written a thesis about him? Sculpted him out of butter? If so, you’re an official employee at Hanyu HQ!

In this week’s episode, we take an inside look at what it’s like to work for the world’s most BOSS boss…and why his thoughtfulness makes him all we ever want to talk about at the water cooler.

We also go down the Ghana Hot Chocolate Commercial Rabbit Hole - FanyuFanme’s absolute favorite place to be.

Swipe your key card and put your lunch in the breakroom fridge, it’s time for a Team Meeting at Hanyu HQ.

BLOG POSTS FEATURED ON THIS EPISODE:

I’m sending Yuzu a card for Boss’s Day. (at 1:10)

https://fanyufanme.com/im-sending-yuzu-a-card-for-bosss-day/

Yuzu has no vacancy. (at 8:41)

https://fanyufanme.com/yuzu-has-no-vacancy/

TRANSLATIONS:

bokuomite [僕を見て] - look at me

itsumo [いつも] - always

yasumi [休み] - rest/vacation

onegaishimasu [お願いします] - please

Nihongo [日本語] - Japanese

omedetou [ おめでとう] - congrats

gomennasai [ごめんなさい] - I’m sorry

doumoarigatougozaimasu [どうもありがとうございます] - thank you very much

kaimen [海綿] - sponge

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In this episode, we pay homage to "Masquerade” (the program which first sent the Fanyus into our dark corners) and the incredibly endearing yet tirelessly elusive phenomenon known as Yuzuru Vague-yu. They’re FanyuFanme’s two most-read blog posts of all time. Listen for yourself to see why.

We also give a special shout-out to an Honorary Fanyu. Who could it be?

BLOG POSTS FEATURED ON THIS EPISODE:

Yuzu ran his fingers through his hair and caused a paradigm shift in the Fanyus. (at 2:38)

https://fanyufanme.com/yuzu-ran-his-fingers-through-his-hair-and-caused-a-paradigm-shift-in-the-fanyus/

There’s nothing quite like Yuzuru Vague-yu. (at 11:04)

https://fanyufanme.com/theres-nothing-quite-like-yuzuru-vague-yu/

TRANSLATIONS:

atarashii [ 新しい] - new

kuyashii [悔しい] - frustration

moshikashitara [ もしかしたら] - maybe

otokonoko [男の子] - boy

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Each Bonus Episode in the “There’s a Global Pandemic…” series focuses on a key Yuzu event that has happened since the cancellation of Worlds 2020, and features one of the blog posts from the Bonus Blog Series of the same name, including:

There’s a Global Pandemic…and Yuzu is wearing shoes indoors.

There’s a Global Pandemic…and the ISU is giving awards to anyone but Yuzu.

There’s a Global Pandemic…and Yuzu is keeping his jacket on to save the world.

There’s a Global Pandemic…and Yuzu exhausted the Fanyus with his awesomeness.

There’s a Global Pandemic…and Yuzu picked up a flower (and our hearts).

There’s a Global Pandemic…and Yuzu is an adult.

There’s a Global Pandemic…and even Yuzu screamed.

In THIS episode, we’re talking about Yuzu CURRENT events: the 4A, the 2021 Japan Nationals, the Christmas gifts Yuzu gave us and everything about them that made FanyuFanme (still) love Yuzu.

BLOG POST FEATURED ON THIS EPISODE:

There’s (still) a global pandemic...and I (still) love Yuzu. (at 2:24)

https://fanyufanme.com/theres-still-a-global-pandemicand-i-still-love-yuzu/

TRANSLATIONS:

ganbatte [頑張って] - Do your best

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Yuzu is coming back! And FanyuFanme is excited.

In this episode, Yuzu gets a little break while we focus on what everyone ELSE is doing for HIM, whether it’s your average Fanyu…or perhaps an entire country.

Grab your favorite multi-color pen, start your Fanyu To Do List and check it twice. Santa Claus (and YUZU) is coming to town!

BLOG POSTS FEATURED ON THIS EPISODE:

I wish I was under the protection of Japan. (at 1:37)

https://fanyufanme.com/i-wish-i-was-under-the-protection-of-japan/

Being a Fanyu is not for the faint of heart. (at 9:57)

https://fanyufanme.com/being-a-fanyu-is-not-for-the-faint-of-heart/

TRANSLATIONS:

arigatougozaimashita [ありがとうございました] - thank you

sugoi [ すごい] - great

yakyuu [野球] - baseball

omedetou [ おめでとう] - congrats

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It’s Yuzu’s birthday! Fanyus around the world are celebrating. And, let’s be honest, we really don’t ever stop celebrating the fact that Yuzu was born. EVERY day is a party because Yuzu EXISTS.

This episode welcomes the newest addition to The FanyuFanme Podcast: Ask FanyuFanme - where FanyuFanme answers YOUR questions.

Join the virtual birthday party...because we never really know who else might also be there.

BLOG POSTS FEATURED ON THIS EPISODE:

Which. Fanyu. Is He? (at 1:11)

https://fanyufanme.com/which-fanyu-is-he/

TRANSLATIONS:

otanjoubiomedetougozaimasu [お誕生日おめでとうございます] - Happy Birthday

kawaii [可愛い] - cute

gomennasai [ごめんなさい] - I’m sorry

Yuzuru no okaasan [結弦のお母さん] - Yuzuru’s mother

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What is your level of Fanyu Imagination? Grab a pair of We Love Irene gloves from the dryer and listen as FanyuFanme considers everyday moments of the common Fanyu that can help determine yours.

BLOG POSTS FEATURED ON THIS EPISODE:

There is a pair of black gloves in my closet. (at 1:01)

https://fanyufanme.com/there-is-a-pair-of-black-gloves-in-my-closet/

I wonder how many hours you can watch one person before some type of common law marriage goes into effect… (at 7:58)

https://fanyufanme.com/i-wonder-how-many-hours-you-can-watch-one-person-before-some-type-of-common-law-marriage-goes-into-effect/

I now know what it feels like to belong to a swarm of killer bees. (at 13:27)

https://fanyufanme.com/i-now-know-what-it-feels-like-to-belong-to-a-swarm-of-killer-bees/

TRANSLATIONS:

minna-san [皆さん] - everyone

doumoarigatougozaimasu [どうもありがとうございます] - thank you very much

hontoni [本当に] - really

arigatougozaimasu [ありがとうございます] - thank you

senshu [選手] - an honorific used to refer to athletes

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Nothing says “Thanksgiving” like gratitude, football and Yuzu speaking English. It’s ALL (well, maybe not that much football) in this episode. So bring your favorite pie or side dish to the table...and FanyuFanme will provide the sauce.

BLOG POSTS FEATURED ON THIS EPISODE:

ありがとう、羽生先生！[Thank you, Professor Hanyu!] (at 1:39)

https://fanyufanme.com/thank-you-professor-hanyu/

I am becoming a figure skating football fan. (at 11:28)

https://fanyufanme.com/i-am-becoming-a-figure-skating-football-fan/

TRANSLATIONS:

ganbarimashou [頑張りましょう] - Let’s do our best.

yonkaitenakuseru [4回転アクセル] - quad Axel

kin [金] - gold

wakarimasu [わかります] - I understand.

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Join FanyuFanme in worry, sadness, shock and (even a little) optimism about Yuzu’s injury and withdrawal from the 2021 NHK Trophy. This episode focuses on the Current Yuzu Events, issues a warning to the Quad Axel and takes a look back at 2018 to remind the Fanyus that Yuzu has been here before (and so have we) in The Same Situation.

BLOG POSTS FEATURED ON THIS EPISODE:

The Fanyus are currently accepting ankle donations. (at 2:02)

https://fanyufanme.com/the-fanyus-are-currently-accepting-ankle-donations/

It’s 1 AM...and Yuzu just fell. (at 9:21)

https://fanyufanme.com/its-1-am-and-yuzu-just-fell/

TRANSLATIONS:

hontoni [本当に] - truly

shinpai [心配] - worry

ie [家] - home

kuyashii [悔しい] - frustration

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