Zack has a great idea to get out of detention - Join the CADET CORP! Zack and the gang get involved with a student-army after-school program with a HANDSOME coach and a whole lotta RULES. Zack doesn't like rules! So he'll quit. Then learn a lesson. Then compete in a fairly elaborate obstacle course. You know, with colorful tires! Did the school have to pay for all this equipment? Mr. Belding! Did you get fleeced by this wannabe-ROTC outfit?

This episode features some memorable "nerd" vs. "jock" moments. Bayside is a school full of stereotypical weirdos,  just like Butch and Alan. Oh how we love them!

A girl talks to Screech in this episode. Willingly. What's that about? Jonah and Tyler also take the opportunity to discuss whether Screech is a serial killer. Screech is the worst!

Hey, Dennis Haskins - What did it feel like to be an American Gladiator in this episode? Join the podcast!