Also:

• Walking a Tightrope in a Gale
• Why My Orange Juice is Kosher
• One of Them Does Not Speak Norwegian
• Eventually Lunch Bucket Disappeared
• Your 3rd Grader Will Commit Suicide
• Wine for Catholics, Beer for Protestants
• A Brutalist Eyesore of Bizarre Proportions
• If You Ever Get Lost in Old Town
• Non-Blood Diamonds, Please
• Capsaicin is Basically God

Originally recorded September 9, 2021.