Also:
• Mortgage Manor, The Colonel, and That Damn Cat
• I've Eaten Three Chickens in the Last Two Days
• Ranking High for "Asian Ass Porn"
• Someone in Ashwaubenon is Doing Things Right
• An Ancient Black Man in a Snakeskin Suit
• Where They Made Their Own Dresses and Raised Goats
• The Kvetching Around Reagan
• Why Aren't Hitler's Paintings in the Louvre?
• OJ is Like a Funny Relic Now
• There's No Such Thing as No Such Thing

Recorded January 2, 2025.

Also:
• How Many People are Living in an Iron Lung Right Now?
• A Little Rainbow Splotch to the Left of It
• Telegraph Sex and Bomb Threats
• I Don't Spend a Lot of Time Looking at the Sun
• Twins, and They're Both Aboriginal
• Our Drummer is a Felon
• They Didn't Call Me a Barrel-Chested Monster Baby for Nothing
• Barring Some Freak Relational Disaster
• The Value of a Single Human Life, in Bushels of Wheat
• Does That Mean the Window is a Spoon?

Recorded December 26, 2024.

Also:
• Learn to Yearn for the Exuberance of Play
• Fire and Fury and Burning Babies
• The Lifeless Puddle That Was Once Frosty
• Stab the CEO With Your Banjo
• This Jesus Guy Blows My Mind
• Munch More Vigorously on My Popcorn
• Scolding and Censorious and Noisome and Irritating
• Ticker-Tape Me Through Why That's Funny
• An Ass That would Launch 1,000 Ships
• There Was No Babbling, Yowling, or Jabbering

Recorded December 12, 2024.

Also:
• Say "Drew Peacock" Really Fast
• A Great Show Until One of Them Died
• Get Your AI to Hallucinate
• What Might Possibly Constitute a Refrigerator
• My Bank is Now an Amazon Fresh
• Getting Them to Sweat in Their Own Living Rooms
• But She's Got a Full Head of Hair
• According to David, That Makes Him a Goon
• Your Insulin is Subsidized
• We'll Happily Splice in Burger King Commercials

Recorded December 5, 2024.

Also:
• Distended Stomachs and Meat Mouths
• Can I Shit on One Human Culture in Particular?
• Caves That Take Expert Spelunking
• A Baby You Threw in a Box and Forgot About
• Saturn Has No Influence on Me
• An Arms Race Between the Dolphins, the Crows, and the Pigs
• Japan Prefers Robot Bears
• Blessings I've Had, Being a Nepotist
• Astrology is Flat Earth for Fashionable People
• All the Ways Your Peg is Squared

Recorded November 29, 2024.

Also:
• Up My Nostrils, As Well They Should Be
• My Brainless Ear Candy Playlist
• A Gajillion Ladies With Their Pekingese Yipe-Yipe-Yipe Dogs
• Do The Right Thing:  Kill Them First
• This is My Roommate, Naked
• They Don't Eat Cats Where I Lived
• The Penis of the Plains, As They Call It
• You Were Gestating at the Time
• A Polyamorous Lesbian is Being Scolded by Her Mother
• Ken Could Be a Rather Grand Dick

Recorded November 21, 2024.

Also:
• I Was in a Mosh Pit Recently
• He's the God of Dolphins and Underground Plumbing
• Strabismus as Usual
• The Drummer is Drooling Evenly From Both Sides of His Mouth
• Does He Shake Righty or Lefty?
• An Unusually Violent G.K. Chesterton Quote
• I Can Drive Over to the Guy's House and Punch Him in the Face
• You'd be Amazed How Far You Can Get With Pizza
• All Our Listeners Can Pillory Me
• The Look of Puzzlement, Followed by Bright Happy Surprise

Recorded November 14, 2024.

Also:
• And I Looked Into the Chicken's Eyes
• What Exactly is Stroking This Little Endorphin Rush of Pleasure?
• No State-Sponsored Kid-Diddling Involved
• I Have a Love-Hate Relationship With ESTJs
• A Dorky Evening Serial Drama That Starred Alec Baldwin
• That Absolute Asshole of a Child
• Someone Whose Middle Name is Actually "Car"
• Covered in This Pink Translucent Gunk
• It's Either the Mushrooms or the Stairs
• You'd Be Amazed What People Will Do for Pizza

Recorded October 31, 2024.

• The Tail is Wagging the Dog, at This Point
• A Smarmy Group of Know-It-All Assholes
• After a Prolonged Edging Session
• Your Caramel-Smooth Voice and Pipes of a Flautist
• Funniness is Holiness
• How Many Birds are Named After White Men?
• Skibidi, Nut, and Gooning
• Gen-Alpha Emerged From the Dank Depths Below
• Rife With Irony, Irritation, Boredom, and a Sneering Bite
• $49 in Stevie Wonder's Bank Account

Recorded October 22, 2024.

Also:
• Chatting Up Some Mormon Floozy
• Full of Privileged Little Snot-Nosed White Kids
• Like a Gutted Walleye
• You've Stepped Into the Greatest Dojo on Earth
• I Only Have One Torso
• Leaving Pieces of Steak on Her Porch
• Naked in Front of Polite Company
• Charlie Kirk Among Pink-Haired Leftists
• Her Mouth in a Big Giant Ice Sling
• The Family Has to Travel in a Winnebago

Recorded October 10, 2024