The Todd-Marshall Delirium

Also:
• Orange Man Got His Balls Snipped
• I Like Wisconsin, Everybody
• Chained Between Two Pillars in the Dining Hall
• Incredible Hair and Plenty of Jizz
• A Growing Black Hole Hungry for Your Money
• Had to Cut the F***ing Thing Open Myself
• Who Killed Wilson?
• A Lame Duck With a Reality Distortion Field as Big as Texas
• Our Ship-of-Theseus Power Amp
• The Most Chinese Shit I've Seen in a Very Long Time

Recorded November 4, 2026.

Also:
• I am Performatively Not Anything
• One Last Piece of Brain Candy
• Fall Off the Proverbial Slave Ship and End Up in Iceland
• What Remains of Edith
• You Don't Need to Be Melted Down
• Is There Enough Butter?
• Dad Would Just Forget to Feed Us
• Dumped at the Annual Turkey Drop
• An Act of Self-Interested Neglect
• All These Poor Pasty White People

Recorded October 27, 2026.

Also:
• Not to Be Confused with David Coprophilia
• Just Reeking With Id
• Apparently There's a Lot More Choking
• My Hands are Tied, My Tubes are Not
• Plus the Occasional Bat
• An Egosyntonic Representation of Their Inmost Desires
• You've Lost a Fair Bit of That Chub
• Circling His Own Dementia Dream of Memedom
• This Screaming Corps of Sleuths
• I Could Really Use a Lame Duck Right Now

Recorded October 20, 2026.

Also:
• Tickle Their ASMR Fetish
• A Friendly Octopus Suction-Cupping Your Big Toe
• Just the Name of Some Noodle Dish
• Completely Rife With Frankenstein Amalgams
• No Steak and Kidney Pudding, Please
• The Name of a Trickster God From a Norse Country
• Not for Lack of Guns, Nor Lack of Sociopathy
• Some Very Eye-Catching Smut
• Sad and Lilting Verses of Tariffs and Occupation
• Like Somebody Poked Me in My Butthole

Recorded October 13, 2026.

Also:
• Anything Does Not, In Fact, Go
• We Were Paid in Hotel Buffet Food
• It Sounded Like a Mexican Moped
• An Ass So Magnificently Fat
• Just Before the Embarking of Coitus
• My Saturday Started, as Usual, on Thursday Night
• A Date With One Such Entheogen
• He Has a Street Named After Him in Peoria
• I Forget You Hate Microtonal Music
• The Crow was Our Ring Bearer

Recorded September 22, 2026.

Also:
• A Large Zeppelin at Your Wedding
• Two-Plus Hours Curling Zaelyn's Hair
• You Mean Literal Tacos
• The Hat, the Goggles, the Vest, the Gloves, the Jabot
• A Good Stiff Hearty Suck of Nicotine
• Maybe a Little Less Lead Paint?
• Festering Problems Will Be Exhumed
• All That Happens is Necrosis
• The God-King of TV, Fred Rogers
• He Looked Like a Panama Pimp

Recorded September 16, 2026.

Also:
• We're Not Looking for Pepperoni Areolas
• So You Expunged it From Your Mind
• Not Some Actual Inter-Company Catastrophe
• He's Got the Adobo in His Veins
• Make Fun of My George Costanza Shrinkage
• 13 Zaps With the Paddles
• Take Someone Else's Scalpel to Your Own Sacred Tabernacle
• She Closed Me on Dunfanaghy
• Entirely Testable, and Complete Bullshit
• They're Not Dead Until They're Warm and Dead

Recorded September 1, 2026.

Also:
• A Man of the Cloth, Beaten to Death With a Bowling Pin
• Wait, Chalamet is 55 now?
• She Doesn't Strike Me as the Spirituality Liminal Type
• The Pus Bubble is Going to Pop
• A Great-Great Grandmother With a Wonderful Relationship to Death
• Dave is a Peculiarly Excellent Hang
• Creating a Whole Tribe of Fops
• That Was Her Talking About Orgasms
• Uneducated Illiterate Groundlings Pay Their Half a Farthing
• Coca-Cola Thinks I'm Stupid

Recorded August 18, 2026.

Also:
• Instead of Grinding Their Molars
• What's Wrong With Shania Twain?
• The Boys are Back on the Frogs Again
• Get Cucked by Genghis Khan
• Like Teeth Dislodged From Your Head
• Drewby-Goo, Good Lord!
• Chemicals in Your Potato Chips
• We Need to Dance Naked in the Moonlight
• A Bad Case of Resting Bitch Face
• Another Child on a Milk Carton

Recorded August 11, 2026.

Also:
• You Can't Have "Fiduciary" Without "Douche"
• Enact Ritual Blood Sacrifice
• Just Not Pornographers and Arms Dealers
• A Very Autistic Teenager With Brain Fog
• Sphincter Control, Man
• Funny Things Mammals Do to Each Other
• Their Dog is Named Fleming?
• We Have Not Entered Economic Nirvana
• With the Oatmeal Brain Goo Inside
• Ex-Theatre Kids, Gays, and Socialists

Recorded August 4, 2026.