Also:
• A Large Zeppelin at Your Wedding
• Two-Plus Hours Curling Zaelyn's Hair
• You Mean Literal Tacos
• The Hat, the Goggles, the Vest, the Gloves, the Jabot
• A Good Stiff Hearty Suck of Nicotine
• Maybe a Little Less Lead Paint?
• Festering Problems Will Be Exhumed
• All That Happens is Necrosis
• The God-King of TV, Fred Rogers
• He Looked Like a Panama Pimp

Recorded September 16, 2026.

Also:
• We're Not Looking for Pepperoni Areolas
• So You Expunged it From Your Mind
• Not Some Actual Inter-Company Catastrophe
• He's Got the Adobo in His Veins
• Make Fun of My George Costanza Shrinkage
• 13 Zaps With the Paddles
• Take Someone Else's Scalpel to Your Own Sacred Tabernacle
• She Closed Me on Dunfanaghy
• Entirely Testable, and Complete Bullshit
• They're Not Dead Until They're Warm and Dead

Recorded September 1, 2026.

Also:
• A Man of the Cloth, Beaten to Death With a Bowling Pin
• Wait, Chalamet is 55 now?
• She Doesn't Strike Me as the Spirituality Liminal Type
• The Pus Bubble is Going to Pop
• A Great-Great Grandmother With a Wonderful Relationship to Death
• Dave is a Peculiarly Excellent Hang
• Creating a Whole Tribe of Fops
• That Was Her Talking About Orgasms
• Uneducated Illiterate Groundlings Pay Their Half a Farthing
• Coca-Cola Thinks I'm Stupid

Recorded August 18, 2026.

Also:
• Instead of Grinding Their Molars
• What's Wrong With Shania Twain?
• The Boys are Back on the Frogs Again
• Get Cucked by Genghis Khan
• Like Teeth Dislodged From Your Head
• Drewby-Goo, Good Lord!
• Chemicals in Your Potato Chips
• We Need to Dance Naked in the Moonlight
• A Bad Case of Resting Bitch Face
• Another Child on a Milk Carton

Recorded August 11, 2026.

Also:
• You Can't Have "Fiduciary" Without "Douche"
• Enact Ritual Blood Sacrifice
• Just Not Pornographers and Arms Dealers
• A Very Autistic Teenager With Brain Fog
• Sphincter Control, Man
• Funny Things Mammals Do to Each Other
• Their Dog is Named Fleming?
• We Have Not Entered Economic Nirvana
• With the Oatmeal Brain Goo Inside
• Ex-Theatre Kids, Gays, and Socialists

Recorded August 4, 2026.

Also:
• My Rabbi Says the Sex is Amazing
• It May Be the Crows, in Tandem With the Raccoons
• Maybe You Shouldn't Be Quite That Loving?
• I Know Some Reptile People
• A Fiery Implosion of Potential Economic Glory
• We're All Evolving Into Crabs
• The Word You're Looking for is "Crepuscular"
• Everyone Hates Me and I Need to Go Hide
• Clean Yourself Off and Bring Protection
• I Spun in My Chair and Yelled and Screamed

Recorded July 29, 2026.

Also:
• Someone Gave the Dog Too Much Cheese
• If You're in Idaho, Who Cares?
• Funny ... People Don't Remember Venus
• The Only Man I've Kissed on the Lips
• Ooh, Stomach Cancer Farts
• If I Have My Boyfriend Geschmutze in My Face
• As the Mud Man You Are
• Her Death Run of Killing Everybody Everywhere
• That's a Small Moose
• Resorting to the Scatological at This Point

Recorded July 21, 2026.

Also:
• Just Mowed My Lawn With a Pair of Fingernail Clippers
• His Wife and Jeff's Wife Both Look Like Jeff
• A Clear Way of Demonstrating Your Moral Ineptitude
• Yeah, But I'm Not Using My Dick
• One Big Giant Rocky Moon-Like Empty Landscape From Utah to Nebraska
• You Don't Need a Boner to Pee
• All the People Who Lived There Interbred
• That Was a Very Good Gallop
• Childlike Wonder and Bleak Helplessness
• Which Means it Has Multiple Climaxes

Recorded July 8, 2026.

Also:
• Liechtenstein vs. Micronesia
• The Little Postage-Stamp-Sized Thingamajig
• Their Immense Capacity to Put Down Liquor
• Whale Hunting in the Desert
• Explicitly Sawing Off Your Future
• Which Made Him Kind of a Douchebag Husband
• Anyone Who Lives on the Nepalese Steppe
• Still Kissing Ditka's Feet
• A Particularly Interesting Passage in Mein Kampf
• You Little Edgelord, You

Recorded June 30, 2026.

Also:
• Extraordinarily Tragic and Metaphorically Resonant
• As Urine Dribbles From the Third Rail
• Shoot Up Some Heroin and Work on My Novel
• We Fly Away Like Freshly Fed Pigeons
• Don't Know How They Navigate a Polycule
• Clavicular Was Mid-Jestergooning
• Zen Buddhists Feel the Same Way About Bruce Lee
• Did She Hit a Really Good Spliff?
• I Have to Bathe My Neighbor's Chihuahuas
• Healing China, One Slur at a Time

Recorded June 23, 2026.