Also:
• Someone Gave the Dog Too Much Cheese
• If You're in Idaho, Who Cares?
• Funny ... People Don't Remember Venus
• The Only Man I've Kissed on the Lips
• Ooh, Stomach Cancer Farts
• If I Have My Boyfriend Geschmutze in My Face
• As the Mud Man You Are
• Her Death Run of Killing Everybody Everywhere
• That's a Small Moose
• Resorting to the Scatological at This Point

Recorded July 21, 2026.

Also:
• Just Mowed My Lawn With a Pair of Fingernail Clippers
• His Wife and Jeff's Wife Both Look Like Jeff
• A Clear Way of Demonstrating Your Moral Ineptitude
• Yeah, But I'm Not Using My Dick
• One Big Giant Rocky Moon-Like Empty Landscape From Utah to Nebraska
• You Don't Need a Boner to Pee
• All the People Who Lived There Interbred
• That Was a Very Good Gallop
• Childlike Wonder and Bleak Helplessness
• Which Means it Has Multiple Climaxes

Recorded July 8, 2026.

Also:
• Liechtenstein vs. Micronesia
• The Little Postage-Stamp-Sized Thingamajig
• Their Immense Capacity to Put Down Liquor
• Whale Hunting in the Desert
• Explicitly Sawing Off Your Future
• Which Made Him Kind of a Douchebag Husband
• Anyone Who Lives on the Nepalese Steppe
• Still Kissing Ditka's Feet
• A Particularly Interesting Passage in Mein Kampf
• You Little Edgelord, You

Recorded June 30, 2026.

Also:
• Extraordinarily Tragic and Metaphorically Resonant
• As Urine Dribbles From the Third Rail
• Shoot Up Some Heroin and Work on My Novel
• We Fly Away Like Freshly Fed Pigeons
• Don't Know How They Navigate a Polycule
• Clavicular Was Mid-Jestergooning
• Zen Buddhists Feel the Same Way About Bruce Lee
• Did She Hit a Really Good Spliff?
• I Have to Bathe My Neighbor's Chihuahuas
• Healing China, One Slur at a Time

Recorded June 23, 2026.

Also:
• Understand the Physics of Open Houses
• Here, Have Some Charcuterie
• A Snub-Nosed Turtle Floating in the Jar
• Unga-Bunga That With a Palm Tree and Two Hands
• In What Dimension is a Chihuahua a Good Dog?
• Conjured From the Ether of Chicagoland 
• Process Me and Give Me a F***ing Baloney Sandwich
• Three Instances of Baby Mama Drama
• He Was an Exceptionally Cantankerous Man
• In the Liminal Space of Bureaucratic Potentiation
• Someone Who Conjures Eldritch Beings

Recorded June 16, 2026.

Also:
• Just a Crab, Happy in the Hot Tub
• Shouldn't the Homeless Rabbi Be at the Core?
• Without Killing Actual Frogs
• Acknowledge the Sneering Resentment I Have
• Some Unimaginably Massive Scab
• When That Horse Stops Spitting Out Money
• Or Lop Some Limbs Off
• Rich People Do Not Go to the Bargain Bin
• Cuyler Has Slurs on the Brain
• Grinding My Teeth at How Much I Hate the Pastor

Recorded June 9, 2026.

Also:
• One of Those North Pole Igloos You Can Sleep In
• We Are Not in Rural Pakistan
• Anecdotes From the Peloponnesian War
• You Would Still Have Magnificent Hair
• Because It's Cole F***ing Porter
• Weird Pacts That Weirdo Kids Make
• They're Just in a Scooby Doo Costume
• I Have Not Sired Any Children That I Know Of
• Pull a Bo Burnham in About 10 Years
• He's Got This Big Long Wispy Beard

Recorded June 2, 2026.

Also:
• I've Seen a Shrew on the Blasket
• You Rapscallion Bastards!
• Aggressively, Offensively British
• Admire Me Until My Memoir Comes Out
• This is Bush League, James
• The Amount of Oxytocin That Goes Through Her Brain
• A 13-Year-Old's Unavoidable Boner
• Stuck in the Rinse Cycle of Resentment
• Valiantly Committing Seppuku
• A Metric By Which I Can Whip Myself

Recorded May 26, 2026.

Also:
• Including, But Not Limited to, Cholera and Dysentery
• He's Like a Conjoined Twin of Bob
• They're Pissed When They See My Numbers
• I'm Looking at You, Immanuel Kant!
• Never Mind What the Pentecostals are Doing
• They Ooze Blue
• Three More Albums in the Banana Stand
• I Never Interacted With Thor
• If It's Too Long It Gets Lopped Off
• Hire Private Israeli Militias to Get His Brother Out of a Hong Kong Prison

Recorded May 19, 2026.

Also:
• We Are Occupied By Memes
• Tell Someone You're Going to Pinch a Loaf
• He is a Deeply Silly Man
• A Pox on You and Your Family
• Everyone's Got a Posture-Fest
• Guerrilla Warfare Among British Eccentrics
• You're Getting His 1,000-Yard Stare
• My Dad's Very Potent Reality Distortion Field
• The Pearl-Clutching Outrage
• Find a Way to Make More of Them Die

Recorded May 9, 2026.