Also:
• Encroaching on Us With its Jolly Miseries
• Wonderful Fruit Springs From Strange Trees
• He Distinctly Hears a Meow
• The Butch Lumberjack Woman With Massive Forearms
• It Would Trigger a Lunatic Rant
• The Sociocultural Umami We All Swim In
• So Screamingly Ephemeral
• Just a Meat Market of Desperation
• Sitting on Top of the Carburetor, Petrified
• Who Stabs a 71-Year-Old Man?
• Hairless and Blind, Chained to a Mill

Recorded December 11, 2025.

Also:
• Who Here is Into K-Pop Boy Bands?
• A Moment of Needless Pedantry
• Jesus, Put a Jacket on Your Jimmy
• A Thick Forest Always Encroaching on the Borders of His Lips
• You Can Hardly Hear Jack Shit
• Bob Sink, a Funny Little Metaphor
• Well Hung and a Good Hang
• Can't Just Leave Blades in Barbicide
• The Afflicted Die in Gruesome Ways
• You End Up Eating Canned Dog Food

Recorded November 21, 2025.

Also:
• What URL Do You Want on Your Gravestone?
• Jesus Was a Zionist, Just Like Us
• A Very Yeasty Pita Bread that Bounces
• Knock Loose Your Proverbial Hanging Chad
• A Children's Museum of Syphilis
• I'm Not Sure Feet Were All That Disgusting
• Bankrolled by Someone Dead for Almost a Decade
• All of Us Got Dummy Drunk
• We Descend From Pewter Workers
• Go Eat Fattoush!

Recorded November 14, 2025.

Also:
• Where Women Grow and Men Chunder
• I Like Spaffing My Refrigerator Full
• Holy Shit, That Mosh Pit Was Intense
• Mostly Due to the Spiders
• I Don't Know Where They Get 8-Foot Salmon
• Just Don't Go All Hutu-Tutsi on Each Other
• Mormon-Family-Sized Quantities of Golden Grahams
• I'm in it for the Tires
• Spell That on the Telephone, Bitch!
• Tardigrades in Space

Recorded October 31, 2025.

Also:
• In Somebody Else's Reality Distortion Field
• Adventures in Radical Hospitality
• Not Something the Coptics Would Be Accused Of
• I Left That Little Cesspool
• Neither Neurotic Obsessive Nor Douchebag
• A Very Infectious Pitch
• Grinding Self-Obsession and Self-Flagellation
• When You Get Stuck in Right Field
• In the Velvet-Lined Retrospective of It
• Drive the Tent Peg Through His Temple

Recorded October 24, 2025.

Also:
• She Shut That Down With the Might of Zeus
• Wanna Join My Polycule?
• The Whole Family, Crammed Into One Shirt
• It's the Jews!
• A Very Nice Mutt Named Tyson
• Along With Your Dumb Little Cheesy Burrito
• Squeeze Him and Call Him George
• His Gigantic Swollen Balloon-Like Head
• She Does Love a Velvety Pit Bull
• The First Red Flag is the Absence of Red Flags

Recorded October 17, 2025.

Also:
• What People Screamed When They Opened Their Window
• The Gardyloo You Must Not Ignore
• Pour the Shit From Their Chamber Pots
• Teensy Weensy Thai Girlfriends
• A Smart Guy Really Good at Playing a Dumbshit
• Slice Divots Into Their Foreheads
• The Best Mahjong Player in Three Laundromats
• As Good as the Defenestration of Prague
• Mr. Rogers Hides His Vietnam Tattoos
• Because I Hadn't Bathed in Three Weeks

Recorded October 10, 2025.

Also:
• Effectively Synonymous With Jumping the Shark
• The Bible is Funny, Folks
• Other Than a Few Weird Philosophers
• The Recycled Entrails of the Internet's Detritus
• He Had a Thing for Dominance Hierarchies
• I'm Going to Torture Some Fellow Great Apes
• Use the Rubble as Fertilizer
• Catch Hell From Mrs. Dasenbrock 
• The Mexican Punitive Expedition
• I Enjoy Having a Mostly Clean Brain

Recorded October 2, 2025.

Also:
• There Exists a Rational Fear of Chopsticks
• I'm More of a Finger Food Kinda Guy
• Your State of Benign Reclusiveness
• What Does Bryan NOT Eat?
• Trying to Figure Out Who's Hitler
• Spoons and Shrieks of Rage
• From Pickled Carrots to Giardiniera
• Speaking of Genocide
• I'm Always Curious How Despots Live
• She Got a Baby Out of the Deal

Recorded September 26, 2025.