Also:
• We Are Occupied By Memes
• Tell Someone You're Going to Pinch a Loaf
• He is a Deeply Silly Man
• A Pox on You and Your Family
• Everyone's Got a Posture-Fest
• Guerrilla Warfare Among British Eccentrics
• You're Getting His 1,000-Yard Stare
• My Dad's Very Potent Reality Distortion Field
• The Pearl-Clutching Outrage
• Find a Way to Make More of Them Die

Recorded May 9, 2026.

Also:
• Filthy, and Full of Marshall Mathers and Polio
• Backing the Wrong Proverbial God-Horse
• A Game of Who Can Jizz More
• If a Comedian Has a Tight 20 on Sodomy
• Intra-Feminine Character Assassination
• I Thought Hookah Was Going to Take Over
• Just a Flutter of a Nutty Edam Cheese
• A Screaming Fit Over Basil Plants
• Eating Baby Food and Worshipping a Rock
• And Genocides Up the Wazoo

Recorded May 1, 2026.

Also:
• Birdsong and Frogs and Hoots and Hollers and Yowls
• A Throat or Other Fleshy Appendage
• If That Tickles Your Pickle, Great
• Cut That Shit Off, Dog
• You Would Have to Have a Moose Cock
• Three Ways to Say "Potato"
• Their Own Supply of Helium in the Basement
• But We Still Look for Sponge Bob
• A Whole Lot of Barbed Clauses and Caveats
• Would You Love Me if I Was a Worm?

Recorded April 25, 2026.

Also:
• Schmoozing All Day is Not Half Bad
• Yup, That's My Species
• She Put Your What in Your Tuchus?
• A Very Important Part of a Three-Martini Lunch
• If You're Weird, a Little Bit of Pickled Brine
• Navigate Corporeally Through This Realm
• I'm Assuming That's Yiddish
• Until People Start Boning, This is Not Data
• You're Shit-Faced at 3 p.m.
• Jumpin' Jehovah James, That's Hot!

Recorded April 16, 2026.

Also:
• Slingshotting to the Moon Under Another Name
• Ix-Nay on the Ihad-Jay
• Summarily Identified By the Fedoras on Their Heads
• Our Military-Industrial Salchicha
• One or Two Segments of Your Pinky Finger
• A Variety of Public Beatings, Stonings, or Other Forms of Execution
• Actual Shit Stains Left on the Seats
• Social Cohesion by Way of Sex 
• Kind of a Dickhole Thing to Do to a Landlord
• They're Still Sweet as Buttons

Recorded April 10, 2026.

Also:
• Beat the Dead Horse Till it Stops Spitting Out Money
• Don't Tell Me It Was Will Smith!
• I Think There Was Some Donkey in There Too
• Little Old Ladies in Frog Costumes
• Elaborate on the Provincial and the Bass-Ackwards
• Are You Familiar With Skibidi Toilet?
• Their Mandarin is Laughably Coarse and Grating
• Tomatoes Cooked in Lead-Lined Pans
• What Country Isn't a Mixed-Economy Surveillance State?
• Extend That Unreality Till You're Dead

Recorded April 2, 2026.

Also:
• Somewhere Between Vladimir Lenin and Stevie Wonder
• Fighting, Obsession, Drama, or Death
• There's Something Wrong With Mrs. Washburn
• I Will Credit the Nazis on This
• A Fun Story From the World of Prostate Cancer
• Wolverines and a Bunch of Stupid Poodles
• They Confiscated Everyone's Bicycles
• That's Not How You Make a Remoulade Sauce!
• Veer Away and Watch for the G-Forces
• A Trans-Dimensional Front-Loading Washing Machine

Recorded March 30, 2026.

Also:
• The Xerox Machine is Erotic to Me
• They Think He's a Dumbshit Meathead
• I Actually Like Yak
• Streaming From Most of Your Facial Orifices
• One of the God-Kings of Meme Culture
• Get Soggy and Start to Slough Off
• Integrated Corn on the Cob
• Sucking Teats of Cows for Nourishment
• Heroin, Carbohydrates, and a Monthly Salary
• Don't You Dare, You Pig!

Recorded March 20, 2026.

Also:
• All Commerce is a Circle Jerk
• Bio-Psychological Chemistry Not Conducive to Good Decision Making
• It's the Group Peacocking I really Miss
• Horrible Burning Smelly Ash Heap Dystopian Detroit
• It Looks Like Puyallup
• That's a Lot More Chutzpah Than I Got
• Not as Toxic as the Strip Clubs
• You Were a Doppelgänger of Me
• Guys, Where are All the Cats?
• And I'm Barely Lower Middle Class

Recorded March 13, 2026.

Also:
• Proposals of Marriage Flooding in From Around the Globe
• Virtuosity? I Call It Gymnastics
• A New Plant Named Cliff
• Fly Into a Rage and Shatter Your Only Guitar
• When a Tour Bus Rolled and Fell on Him
• Please Join My Polycule
• Reach Across This Counter and Beat Somebody's Ass
• By the Way ... Necrophilia?
• Or Any of Those Other Breastaurants
• Mutualistic Opportunistic Manipulation

Recorded March 6, 2026.