Also:
• In Somebody Else's Reality Distortion Field
• Adventures in Radical Hospitality
• Not Something the Coptics Would Be Accused Of
• I Left That Little Cesspool
• Neither Neurotic Obsessive Nor Douchebag
• A Very Infectious Pitch
• Grinding Self-Obsession and Self-Flagellation
• When You Get Stuck in Right Field
• In the Velvet-Lined Retrospective of It
• Drive the Tent Peg Through His Temple

Recorded October 24, 2025.

Also:
• She Shut That Down With the Might of Zeus
• Wanna Join My Polycule?
• The Whole Family, Crammed Into One Shirt
• It's the Jews!
• A Very Nice Mutt Named Tyson
• Along With Your Dumb Little Cheesy Burrito
• Squeeze Him and Call Him George
• His Gigantic Swollen Balloon-Like Head
• She Does Love a Velvety Pit Bull
• The First Red Flag is the Absence of Red Flags

Recorded October 17, 2025.

Also:
• What People Screamed When They Opened Their Window
• The Gardyloo You Must Not Ignore
• Pour the Shit From Their Chamber Pots
• Teensy Weensy Thai Girlfriends
• A Smart Guy Really Good at Playing a Dumbshit
• Slice Divots Into Their Foreheads
• The Best Mahjong Player in Three Laundromats
• As Good as the Defenestration of Prague
• Mr. Rogers Hides His Vietnam Tattoos
• Because I Hadn't Bathed in Three Weeks

Recorded October 10, 2025.

Also:
• Effectively Synonymous With Jumping the Shark
• The Bible is Funny, Folks
• Other Than a Few Weird Philosophers
• The Recycled Entrails of the Internet's Detritus
• He Had a Thing for Dominance Hierarchies
• I'm Going to Torture Some Fellow Great Apes
• Use the Rubble as Fertilizer
• Catch Hell From Mrs. Dasenbrock 
• The Mexican Punitive Expedition
• I Enjoy Having a Mostly Clean Brain

Recorded October 2, 2025.

Also:
• There Exists a Rational Fear of Chopsticks
• I'm More of a Finger Food Kinda Guy
• Your State of Benign Reclusiveness
• What Does Bryan NOT Eat?
• Trying to Figure Out Who's Hitler
• Spoons and Shrieks of Rage
• From Pickled Carrots to Giardiniera
• Speaking of Genocide
• I'm Always Curious How Despots Live
• She Got a Baby Out of the Deal

Recorded September 26, 2025.

Also:
• I'm Here to Accept the Mosquitoes
• Word Salad You Could Write on a Refrigerator
• A Difference as Large as Qualia Itself
• Holy Shit, Can That Guy Slap
• Lahaina Basically Got Burned to Death
• The Sharps are Flatter and the Flats are Sharper
• What Has He Done in His Sour Stupor?
• Much to My Chagrin, I Started Noticing Bass Lines
• Microtonal Christmas Work
• White Chicks are Most Famous for This

Recorded September 18, 2025.

Also:
• Fits of Screaming, Wall-Punching, Apoplectic Rage
• An Italian Substitute for the F Word
• It's Not the Same Egg, and You're Not the Same Man
• Umami, for the 747th Time
• Did Anyone's Wife End Up Dead in This Story?
• Swallowing 2TB Thumb Drives
• The Succession of Old Farts That Replaced Him
• A Black Hole That Will Stare Into Me
• What Color are the Bears in Chile?
• Borderline Mental Retardation, By Our Standards

Recorded September 12, 2025.

Also:
• Disgusting and Glorious All at the Same Time
• Donald in Bed With Satan
• Might as Well Be Entertained By the Hissing and Popping
• The Most Terrifying Land Predator Ever Conceived
• You Can Hear Yourself Swallow
• Beat That Dead Horse Till it Stops Spitting Out Money
• Sponge Bob, the Megalith of Viacom
• That Very Strange, Awful, and Deeply Racist Man
• Willing to Publicly Ridicule the President
• That's a Nose-Worn Grindstone

Recorded September 8, 2025.

Also:
• Get Past the Pleasantries and Proceed to Be Bored
• Deng Xiaoping, Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf, and Frederick II Elector of Saxony
• A Deep-Vein-Thrombosis Sort of Thing
• Someday You Will Be Pushing Up Daisies as They Are
• The Right Alignment of the Wrong Problems
• Kind of Like "ButtNumbathon"
• One Little Teensy Weensy Piece of Science Fiction
• Lay Your Mitts on Me, Copper
• The Least Interesting Guitar is Shred Guitar
• She's Just Got Stinky Ears, Poor Girl

Recorded August 22, 2025.

Also:
• The Unfortunately Named Mr. Woodcock
• It Was Either Suicide or Volcanoes
• Dogbite Dan, Who Ran Your Parkour Class
• Right Into My Dusty, Disgusting Camera
• The Umpteen Gajillion Roberts in Your Ancestry
• That's Been the Wallpaper of My Life
• She'll be Singing Baritone Below Stevie Nicks
• Hugging Pillows When You're High on Mushrooms
• That's a Lot of Balls to Juggle
• Unless You Count People From Yorkshire

Recorded August 7, 2025.