Zip! Clang! Bosh! That's the sound of us ripping through the topics in this episode, packed with footbally goodness, including (but not limited to) pints with Darren Huckerby, Rosice's rockery, the Falta experiment, Ostravan mantras, an unexpected Soul II Soul encounter, GOLF SHOT, and more!

0.00 - opening

1.15 - Zbrojovka vs. Slavia Prague

8.10 - Hot? Or Not?!

16.30 - Baník Ostrava vs. Zbrojovka

26.50 - What's the Deal with... Ostrava?

36.30 - Zbrojovka vs. Bohemians

44.10 - A Word from Our Sponsor

45.10 - Trinity Zlín preview

52.00 - Beer of the Podcast

56.15 - Slovan Rosice (Cup) & FK Teplice (league) previews

1.07.30 - outro

Only one game to report on in this episode, but it was a goodie. As well as that we've got a dodgy beer, the Blue Brazil, squirrels, FCZB as Leicester City, a quiz, yoghurt, the theme from Stingray... and more!

0.00 - opening

1.10 - Zbrojovka vs. Mladá Boleslav

14.50 - Hot? Or Not?!

25.40 - Slavia Prague preview

38.45 - Quiz time!

47.05 - A word from our sponsor

47.50 - Beer of the Podcast

54.10 - Baník Ostrava preview

1.03.00 - outro

Points! Goals! Amazement! After two games, everything's going suspiciously smoothly, and we've got reports from both, previews of course, plus a new feature, Olomouc history, "fucking twee shite", a warm riot police welcome, rough beer, a new member of the fan fraternity, and a delicious Nick Drake pun.

0.00 - opening

1.40 - Zbrojovka vs. Slovácko

9.55 - Sigma Olomouc vs. Zbrojovka

20.50 - What's the Deal With... Olomouc?

30.45 - A Word From Our Sponsor: Hammerite

32.15 - Hot? Or Not?!

42.20 - Mladá Boleslav preview

52.15 - Beer of the Podcast

55.10 - Viktoria Plzeň preview

1.03.30 - Outro

WE'RE BACK! Yes, series five is here, and what's in store? Well there's so much to bang on about we've gone slightly over our normal one hour to bring you all of this...

0.00 - opening

2.15 - Ins n' Outs

15.20 - 1.FC Slovácko preview

25.45 - Beer of the Podcast

30.55 - Your Questions

45.30 - Hot? Or Not?!

59.25 - Sigma Olomouc preview

1.08.10 - outro

It's the last episode of the season, so we have a look back over the last couple of games, round up some unusual stats, have a quiz, hear some bloke singing in Spanish, salute an LGBTQ+ trailblazer, and watch Thomas Muller hoy a trophy over a fence.

0.00 - opening

1.25 - Zbrojovka vs. Dukla Prague, Chrudim and Tábor

10.05 - the state of play in the 1. and 2.Ligy, and the playoffs

23.40 - Stat Attack!

31.35 - Beer of the Podcast

35.20 - Hot? Or Not?!

47.40 - Quiz Time!

52.30 - outro

A promotion special with fellow Gentleman Ultras John, Ben, Pavel and Julia as we discuss Vyškov, Třinec and Vlašim, have a retro Beer of the Podcast, bring all the Hot or Nots, decide on our Moments of the Season, and take part in a game of "Ústí player or Communist?".

0.00 - opening

1.45 - MFK Vyškov vs. Zbrojovka

12.00 - The Mysteries of Otakohoutek

15.40 - Zbrojovka vs. FK Třinec

28.40 - Beer of the Podcast

33.40 - Quiz Time!

41.20 - Hot? Or Not?!

57.40 - Vlašim vs. Zbrojovka (very briefly) and Moments of the Season

1.04.10 - outro

Six scored, none conceded. Žižkov, Přibram and Varnsdorf all beaten, three more matches coming up in quick succession. Hamburg beer, Ota Kohoutek, a quiz, MLS derbies, an Aberdeen update, sausages, škvarky, fruitcakes, snow, shots, and the return of Vrabec Review!

0.00 - opening

0.40 - Zbrojovka vs. Přibram and Varnsdorf

8.15 - Hot? Or Not?!

21.25 - Beer of the Podcast

25.40 - Viktoria Žižkov vs. Zbrojovka

36.50 - Vrabec Review

39.30 - The Mysteries of Ota Kohoutek

42.00 - Ústí nad Labem preview

46.40 - Quiz Time!

53.20 - Sparta B preview

58.50 - MFK Vyškov preview

1.06.45 - outro

WE'VE FOUND IT. The worst BotP of all time. Possibly. Laugh at that, and at FCZB who lost to a very good Líšeň side. That plus some previews, old-Yorkshire-woman-violence-fermentation, Infantino awfulness, a mysterious seat, Scotland supporters' awards... and more!

0.00 - intro

2.10 - Zbrojovka vs. SK Líšeň

15.50 - Hot? Or Not?!

30.35 - Přibram přeview

36.50 - Beer of the Podcast

42.50 - Viktoria Žižkov preview

50.40 - outro

The 2.Liga returns! It's cold but we're warmed by goals, Filip Blecha, a South Yorkshire Hungarian, bicycle kicks, Dalibor Janda, the promise of Buckfast, and an iguana called Agáta.

0.00 - opening

1.55 - Zbrojovka vs. Prostějov

12.50 - Hot? Or Not?!

21.50 - The Mysteries of Otakohoutek

25.00 - Vysočina Jihlava vs. Zbrojovka

33.10 - What's the Deal with... Jihlava?

42.20 - SK Líšeň preview

51.35 - Beer of the Podcast

56.00 - Varnsdorf preview

1.05.10 - outro

Football's back! So too are all your favourites, plus a quiz, a Farage insult for the ages, Blur and Rebecca Black references, Bad Guy Scotland, two previews, and a new and confusingly mystical segment in which Sam just stares at David in confusion.

0.00 - opening

1.20 - Mid-season friendlies recap

8.00 - Prostějov preview

17.20 - The Mysteries of Otakohoutek

20.40 - Beer of the Podcast

24.20 - Quiz Time!

33.25 - Hot? Or Not?!

44.30 - Vysočina Jihlava preview

55.45 - outro