If you're woman interested in a guy, you're shooting yourself in the foot to tell him "sometimes you act gay, in a good way!" #FML

Zepp & Terri should have their own t-shirt? Hmmmm.

Zepp offers his suggestion on how to deal with a girlfriend who is pressuring you to have kids.

September 20, 2016 | Exclusive audio of #BradPitt & #AngelinaJolie breaking up!

September 19, 2016 | Mom accidentally "sweet talks" her own son, and woman spends her evening drinking vodka...cutting own hair...and booty-calling her ex-husband. #FML

September 13, 2016 | Excuses given to medical pros from imaginative perverts

September 12, 2016 | Pretty girl causes car accident, except...that's a man, baby! Boss tasks underling to call hotels looking for his missing, silk pajama bottoms.

September 12, 2016 | After DOT threatened to revoke a license plate that said KUMQUAT after receiving complaints that it was offensive, we ran down a long list of foods that sound dirty

September 8, 2016 | #SammyHagar discusses playing at Red Rocks, the song of his that makes him cry, and he even threatens to break Terri’s neck

#VanHalen #Montrose #Chickenfoot #LedZeppelin

September 7, 2016 | Masked thief turns out to be raccoon, cucumber assault, bathroom break leads to head injury

#HillaryClinton blamed her coughing attack on being allergic to #DonaldTrump. Zepp & Terri found this audio suggesting she might have picked up an old habit of her husband's. And it sounds like she's inhaling.