Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears Podcast

The top seed in the NFC is there for the taking and all that stands in the way is five winnable games for the red hot Chicago Bears. Defending champs? The Bears dominated them in their place on Black Friday in front of Kirk Herbstreit's dog. Now it's Packers week and the Bears visit a stadium that Caleb Williams is undefeated in.

Now that the Bears are fist-deep into their SECOND four game winning streak of 2025, it's time to project what it's going to take for them to see postseason action. With a Black Friday (can we say that?) win this week in Philly, the number one seed in the NFC will be in play. Just like everyone predicted. Join us on this roller coaster ride of sensuality.

The Bears are officially fun because winning is fun and all the Bears know how to do is win. They have no flaws and now that it's late November and they've overtaken all rivals for the NFC North lead, things will never be the same again.

The Bears are firmly in the playoff race in mid-November thanks to the leadership of benjohnson and his ascending & clutch QB Caleb Williams. Dan Doinks saw the drama unfold in front of him, with some intriguing and sensual VIP stories to share. The Bears are the new gold standard of the NFL.

What a wild win over Cincy as the Bears are now within a half game of the division lead entering Week 10. Benjohnson has the offense cooking and Caleb now has led four game-winning drives in the last six road games. The Giants come to town with the boys feeling really good about the Bears chances. What could go wrong?

Tensions run high on this episode. Dan is done waiting to see Caleb's full potential, maybe to a fault. Bill is on team patience, also maybe to a fault. A frisky Cincy squad looms, and hopefully Caleb and the Bears meet Dan's deadline. Plus tons more.

That's now four in a row for the Bears and there's no end in sight for football prosperity. Dan and Bill were at the Saints game and survived the tailgate to tell the tale. Dan also has a tremendous Ravens preview as Chicago looks to make it five straight. Rick Feelsmen is back. A new Egg has been hatched. Huge game for the Illini on Saturday. Plus tons more.

It's time for all Bears fans to follow the lead of benjohnson and grow a firmer spine because the Bears are not the same disappointing franchise that they've been for most of our lives. The sleeping giant is awake. Be afraid, everyone else, and be confident into the night, Bears Nation. We will never be the same, and that's a good thing. Also, Jayden Daniels has tiny hands.

After what feels like a month of no Bears football, our boys return to the field this upcoming Monday night in a place that brings back dark 2024 Matt Eberflus feelings - Washington, DC. No need to focus on the past, though, this is benjohnson's time to shine. Let's see him cook after a bye week. Plus, Ohio State-Illini talk as we look to Big Nude Saturday visiting Champaign again for Illinois's upset bid against the number one Buckeyes.

The Bears have turned the corner and there's no looking back. Benjohnson is quickly making the team in his own insane image and Caleb has the clutch gene that no Bears quarterback has ever possessed, at least in our lifetime. The Bears may be 2-2 but it feels like they're 17-0 because they might never lose again. Come along for the ride, and fall in love with benjohnson with us.