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Zero If I Could
Zero If I Could episodes
- 49 min
- Zero If I Could Ep32: Jingles with David Zafra
On this episode we are joined by our friend David Zafra.
Neti Pot gets a 1 star review for possibly killing someone, Pep Boys forgets to tighten the bolts on several cars, A reviewer reminisces about his crush on the Donut Shop owner's daughter, and more!
1 hr 13 min - Zero If I Could Ep31: Woofs and Ruffs
Comedians discuss absurd the most absurd reviews the internet has to offer.
A moving company is gets a bad review for moving too slow, Someone bleaches their hair blonde to the point where all of it falls out, The show freaks and geeks get a 1 star , A theme park in michigan is accused of being racist. and more!1 hr 16 min - Zero If I Could Ep30: Strong Names with Rui Montilla
On this episode we are joined by comedian and friend Rui Montilla.
Britney shares about her latest fender bender. The Space Needle gets a bad review for it's lack of security, A reviewer gives a 1 star to Tinder because he got catfished, and more!1 hr 16 min - Zero If I Could Ep29: Lust for pus
On this episode a Casino gets a bad review from someone who hasn't been there. A reviewer for Pike Place Market is afraid that a homeless heroin addict will puncture their tires, A toddler salon has an infamous hair stylist, someone reviews a porn game, and more!
1 hr 7 min - Zero If I Could Ep28: Boy House Boys with Ian Oder
On this episode we are joined by our good friend Ian Oder.
We debate whether hot cheetos are chips, A patron of a sushi establishment witnesses 5 men mooning them, A misogynistic Limousine driver makes their client angry, and more!
59 min - Zero If I Could Ep27: Joe Lo with Joe Grillo
On episode we are joined by good friend and comedian Joe Grillo.
On this episode a reviewer slips on piss, someone loses their Grill at a Brewery, The show Euphoria gets a bad review for showing too many dicks, and more!
1 hr 4 min - Zero If I Could Ep26: Patreon with Chip Nicholson
On this episode we are joined by our good friend and comedian Chip Nicholson.
We read a review for Pepsi Blue. An accountant responds to his 1 star review by spilling their personal financial situation along with insults. We play a game of would you rather with Britney, and more!
1 hr 6 min - Zero If I Could Ep25: Phineas Gage with Nick Crosby
On this episode we are joined by good friend and comedian Nick Crosby.
Someone reviews a club based on them getting squirted with breast milk, a Subway Movie Theater gets 5 stars for doing the bare minimum, A reviewer get shamed at McDonalds for getting too mant ketchup packets and more!
1 hr 23 min - Zero If I Could Ep24: Keep It Crunchy
A Child plays with a reviewer's organic tampon. A review for a youtube app, Marve'ls What If series gets a low rating for being too woke. Britney reads a review for a Treatment center scam, and more!
1 hr 17 min
About Zero If I Could
From the publisher's feed
Hosted by Raul Zambrano, Britney Herzbrun, and Jake Disharoon; Comedians discuss absurd reviews from Yelp reviews.