Zero If I Could

By Raul Zambrano & Britney Herzbrun

Hosted by Raul Zambrano, Britney Herzbrun, and Jake Disharoon; Comedians discuss absurd reviews from Yelp reviews.... more

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How many episodes does Zero If I Could have?

The podcast currently has 75 episodes available.

Zero If I Could episodes:

May 12, 2022 Zero If I Could Ep33: Foibles
It's Raul's Birthday.
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49min
April 21, 2022 Zero If I Could Ep32: Jingles with David Zafra
On this episode we are joined by our friend David Zafra.

Neti Pot gets a 1 star review for possibly killing someone, Pep Boys forgets to tighten the bolts on several cars, A reviewer reminisces about his crush on the Donut Shop owner's daughter, and more!
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1h 13min
April 07, 2022 Zero If I Could Ep31: Woofs and Ruffs
Comedians discuss absurd the most absurd reviews the internet has to offer.

A moving company is gets a bad review for moving too slow, Someone bleaches their hair blonde to the point where all of it falls out, The show freaks and geeks get a 1 star , A theme park in michigan is accused of being racist. and more!
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1h 16min
March 31, 2022 Zero If I Could Ep30: Strong Names with Rui Montilla
On this episode we are joined by comedian and friend Rui Montilla.

Britney shares about her latest fender bender. The Space Needle gets a bad review for it's lack of security, A reviewer gives a 1 star to Tinder because he got catfished, and more!
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1h 16min
March 24, 2022 Zero If I Could Ep29: Lust for pus
On this episode a Casino gets a bad review from someone who hasn't been there. A reviewer for Pike Place Market is afraid that a homeless heroin addict will puncture their tires, A toddler salon has an infamous hair stylist, someone reviews a porn game, and more!
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1h 7min
March 10, 2022 Zero If I Could Ep28: Boy House Boys with Ian Oder
On this episode we are joined by our good friend Ian Oder.

We debate whether hot cheetos are chips, A patron of a sushi establishment witnesses 5 men mooning them, A misogynistic Limousine driver makes their client angry, and more!
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59min
March 03, 2022 Zero If I Could Ep27: Joe Lo with Joe Grillo
On episode we are joined by good friend and comedian Joe Grillo.

On this episode a reviewer slips on piss, someone loses their Grill at a Brewery, The show Euphoria gets a bad review for showing too many dicks, and more!
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1h 4min
February 24, 2022 Zero If I Could Ep26: Patreon with Chip Nicholson
On this episode we are joined by our good friend and comedian Chip Nicholson.

We read a review for Pepsi Blue. An accountant responds to his 1 star review by spilling their personal financial situation along with insults. We play a game of would you rather with Britney, and more!
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1h 6min
February 17, 2022 Zero If I Could Ep25: Phineas Gage with Nick Crosby
On this episode we are joined by good friend and comedian Nick Crosby.

Someone reviews a club based on them getting squirted with breast milk, a Subway Movie Theater gets 5 stars for doing the bare minimum, A reviewer get shamed at McDonalds for getting too mant ketchup packets and more!
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1h 23min
February 10, 2022 Zero If I Could Ep24: Keep It Crunchy
A Child plays with a reviewer's organic tampon. A review for a youtube app, Marve'ls What If series gets a low rating for being too woke. Britney reads a review for a Treatment center scam, and more!
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1h 17min

FAQs about Zero If I Could:

How many episodes does Zero If I Could have?

The podcast currently has 75 episodes available.