At any given Blood Bowl Tournament, can the Cool Guys offset the Shitbags? Also, why doesn't Xtreme think Da 40 Minrs need Pep Talks anymore? DORF or CHORF status, can you Slunk Out of Chaos Cup and say hi to Mickey instead?  Xtreme CG Rating of +3, Jonny P thinks he's at +15 but probably +7

We talk Cabbage in the Graveyard, and then we move to the Gorf of Amorica to talk Chaos Cup and even Narth Amorica! (am I doing the parody names right?) - maybe a stop in Tornado, Oh-die-o for Bounty Bowl. Bring your pieces!

And a ZLURPCAST EXCLUSIVE about something that may be available at the Zlurpee Bowl store!

Get a Zlurpcast Exclusive about Zlurpee Bowl XIV that you won't hear anywhere else! Also, learn why a wealthy Xtreme (or Ratzi) would ask for his towels to be reheated and refreshed very often. Plus we'll cover the Radical Skillz and Snowbrawl Tournament in the Graveyard! Plus who is the best Dwarf Coach in Xtreme's Region for 2525 so far?!

Xtreme and Jonny P provide their 2024 Blood Bowl Tournament recap and a look to what we have planned next year!

What If?

Key Takeaways to Become Better

Quotes to Memorize Before Next Episode

Recaps from White Skull Challenge, Goat-El Games and more. Listen if you dare with a QWERTY keyboard nearby! Who still likes Pepsi and Pizza? It's all luck mofos so be lucky and listen to this episode now. 

Get your hands on the F Cancer Token from Charlie Victor by Nov 3rd!

Xtreme is not only the genius behind the amazing Blood Bowl event, Zlurpee Bowl, but he's the master of the "HOW COME" answer.

Biran didn't show (dick) but Valdric did, so let's take a Zlurpcast TV spin on recapping ZlurpeeBowl XIII in the Tournament Graveyard.

Bonus points for any Goley Mah themed teams next year!

Hear about Jonny's near-victory in earning a set of fingers in an RPS tournament and his proven cheating paranoia winning strategy. (spoiler - paper 60%)

"Math. The language of the world." - Jonny P

Asterisk in Sol Doc-Cock's win as he didn't cure Mike of his cold during their match. Under investigation now.

Hear about Jonny's new tournament idea that could make the fluffheads, statdorks, sluts, dweebies, and wastoids happy.

Competitor Pro Tip: Kilowog's clipboard needs to be added to BigDealSwag.com immediately!

GLUG GLUG GLUG for Schrodinger's Bone!

Second Sons and Headbangers Ball covered in the Tournament Graveyard while we go Around the Old World for a couple upcoming events in our area. The first half of this episode has a weird buzz in the background. Sorry folks. You would think using a real radio studio would be better quality. You would be wrong.

Let's add a Saul Hudson ( / ) in there as the second half of this episode welcomes Steve Lemky to join us and talk about the Canadian Blood Bowl Major: Spike Tournament on Oct 5th and 6th

Zlurpcast sponsored by Charlie Victor Products - the best Blood Bowl accessories around!

WE HAVE FRILLS! And lots of 'em! Mike Muller, aka Valdric, joins us to talk about his experience at Amorical Cup in Ott-Wah, Ontery'O, Can-Nadah, Narth Amorica and to see how his team from the Unorted Starts of Amorica did. With the power of hamburgers and guns, Mike discussed how this event came into existence again post Nurgle Plague of 2520. Jonny P goes into the archives to when his Yiayia told him it was ok for his boyfriend to come over. Xtreme learns more than he ever wanted to know about reliquaries and talks Totchos. BIG DEBATE: Stars in Tournaments! Listen then help us continue arguing on the internet! Remember Zlurp Nation, when you show up to play a game of Blood Bowl, you can always say "No Thank You" and walk away. Please DO keep an ongoing Frill tally as you listen to us recap and preview tournaments. Get merch at ZlurpNation.com and check out Jonny P's game at DeathPath.com

Greetings Zlurp Nation! Xtreme covers the recent Lil' Zlurp Blood Bowl tournament and we preview what's going down in our area in June. More Star Player bashing from Jonny P and we do a deep dive into Xtreme's anti-brainfreeze super power.

Jonny P vs Xtreme n Sons -- hear the stories and the lies. We all remember Blood Bowl tournaments differently. It's best to wait awhile to talk about it so the losses hurt a bit less. Hear what Tournament Giveaway Jonny thinks is the next 'big thing', and speaking of big things, will the Big Show be at Zlurpee Bowl? Listen and find out nerds. More info at ZlurpNation.com

It's our Just-Before-Adepticon special previewing Xtreme and Jonny's plans for the upcoming huge miniature gaming  convention. Around the Old World covers the Bank of Altdorf Clash for Cash and the annual Die-Town Scares (Chicago Bears) themed tournament - Stupor Bowl at Adepticon. Discussion of real Sneaky Gits in Blood Bowl, might get you a free jacket, free weed, or the opportunity to pull a Jeff Gillooly.

Learn the finer points of the Peletis Pistachio Theorem just before we get the Zlurpcast Exclusive. We talk to the creator of Nexus, Scott Rumptz, about his game born from a love of Blood Bowl and D&D. We discuss floor Saws, Targ balls, and clubbing seals with a game board. Nexus is an amazingly brutal and hilarious game which also allows you to sponsor a Little Fucker - which is nice. Throw painted models at your friends and get the game at a discount and the brand new Nexus Unsanctioned Expansion on Kickstarter now!