Zlurpcast - Tabletop Gaming Podcast

Zlurpcast is the Blood Bowl podcast covering tournaments, team builds and the community. This episode includes an exclusive interview with Wurr Zagskull, guitarist for Da Gof Rockerz, to celebrate their new album Da Uvver Songs. We also play their track “BLOOD BOWL” in full.

In this episode:

Frequently asked questions

What is Zlurpcast?

Who is Wurr Zagskull?

What is the Zlurpee Bowl?

How do you earn a Zlurpee Bowl Golden Ticket?

Links

Should you attend a wedding themed Blood Bowl Tournament at some point?

It's a full Tournament Graveyard this week with four tournaments, GenCon stories, travel disasters, awards, fouls, floods, and somehow Jonny P still finds a way to stretch Xtreme's tournament recap by another 30 minutes. Classic Main Guy.

Along the way we cover dream talk, the mystery of two "Bryans with a Y" meeting, why the Yakuza might be after Jonny, and the moment Jonny P got pooped on by a bird while standing outside a hotel arguing with a company on the phone as Xtreme and Rufer watched in disbelief.

Jonny also shares the story of his legendary 1996 Bloodhound Gang T-shirt featuring a nun in a wheelchair on fire and how his mom used to hide it so he couldn't wear it.

We discuss why Xtreme claims he doesn't like to be touched despite loving Gen Con, where personal space is basically a myth, and why naming your Blood Bowl team actually matters. "Dan's Dwarves" just doesn't have the same ring as a proper franchise name.

Tournament coverage includes Bloodweiser Brawl in St. Louis, GenCon Cup, Sanctuary Cup, the historic GenCon Bowl, Indiana Beach Bowl Championship, Most Casualties, Best Defense, fouling Ogres, Orc passing, eight-casualty games, and the massive storm that turned GenCon into an indoor water park.

We also check out the new Charlie Victor Products two-color skill bands, debate how Xtreme knows neon green exists if he's color blind, and, as Andrade would say, "How you know?"

Finally, we pitch brilliant future GenCon ideas like flag football outside Lucas Oil Stadium and Live Action Blood Bowl, where all the coaches become the player pieces and a giant God Hand moves everyone around the pitch.

If you're looking for the best Blood Bowl swag, check out Charlie Victor Products, including the legendary Zlurpcast Ball Licker Coin.

Also... our Blood Bowl Friend shirts mysteriously disappeared for a while. But maybe they're back. Check the Merch section at ZlurpNation.com and see for yourself. We're Sneaky Gits like that.

Like, subscribe, leave a review, and thanks for listening!

More BANG for your BUCK with an hour and a half and we cover both Blood Bowl tournaments we ran in the Graveyard, Zlurpee Bowl 15 and the first Feets of Strength.

Around the Old World keeps us busy this summer with Bloodweiser, Gencon, Put a Ring on It V, and Armada Bowl! 

Plus Xtreme announces a date and HUGE news for Zlurpee Bowl 16!  Biggest and Best yet!

BACK PITCH CLEARERS NOW:

GET THE BALL LICKER COIN AND THE BESTEST BLOOD BOWL ACCESSORES HERE:

Xtreme and Jonny P cover the Historical Amoerical! (trademark that shit)

Jonny hypes up his Feets of Strength tournament coming up 6/20 in Tampa.

If you found out your doctor played Blood Bowl but wasn't very good, would you still want him to save your life?

Do you want your opponent to tell you about things you could have done better after the game? Xtreme and Jonny have a similar but different answer to that question.

And we bring back a Back in the Day from 15 years ago with Good Dwarf Bad Dwarf where we argue about running up the score and sportsmanship! We sound so young and dumb.

You want Bloodbowl models printed? Hit up Koda's Miniatures to make that happen for you!

Also, get the best Blood Bowl accessories around at CharlieVictorProducts.com 

And check out his new card game "Pitch Clearers" coming soon. A fast, filthy loot-drafting card game for 2–5 players, set in the aftermath of a brutal fantasy football match. Scavenge the pitch, grab the best loot, and ruin your mates’ plans.

Zlurpcast welcomes James Luft to talk about big news about the future of Chaos Cup!

As we go around the Old World to talk about upcoming tournaments, we've got Jonny P's Feets of Strength in Tampa on June 20th, Amorical Cup on June 6th and 7th and MORE! In the Graveyard we cover Bounty Bowl, Armada Bowl, and Backyard BBQ Bowl

And of course Back in the Day from the first Zlurpcast ever (Aug 2009) and we talk to Xtreme's brother Taylor and Blood Bowl Star Player, PUGGY BACONBREATH!

Get the best Blood Bowl swag at CharlieVictorProducts.com

Plus we both won awards! Very rare occurrence. Xtreme always makes HAVING FUN his second goal. What is #1?

Plus we will preview upcoming Midwest and Florida tournaments in May. Finally we'll close with a ZLURPCAST EXCLUSIVE with Jonny P talking about a new tournament he's going to run at a brewery in Tampa, called FEETS OF STRENGTH -- and an exclusive giveaway to those lucky enough to attend! 

Do you call your Blood Bowl friends by their NAF name in person? That's weird man.

Make sure you get new skill bands for the teams that got nerfed from Charlie Victor Products! Xtreme keeps buying more because of all the NON-DWARF teams he's now playing. Crazy times. Get your hands on sweet Zlurpcast sponsored quick reference sheet on those orders too. While on their website, get a BALL LICKER!

Should we do speeches when we win awards? It's a fun platform to get political.

Jonny P is into smelly alien jars, hands in videos, and may or may not be known in the northeast as Monkey McMurtelstein

Xtreme quote of the day "We live in a world of dishonesty."

Squib Squab Whatever (unremarkable kicker)

This is definitely a joke episode with that classic Rickroll intro. It's definitely not 7 minutes of 2010 Zlurpcast classic content

Hello Zlurp Nation! Join us this episode Inside the Dugout talking about meeting celebrities inside an actual dugout and our own projects such as the Florida State Championship and our League Updates.

We go Around the Old World and get ready for TKC-Ish and Bounty Bowl.

Plus, how do you play with your toys? Do you protect your investment and name them with stories -- or are they just game pieces.

Two takeaways

1. Paypal money doesn't count as real money

2. Get your roster in before Roster Nazi shits down your chimney!

Follow the Zlurpiest Blood Bowl Podcast now @Zlurpcast and BloodBowlPodcast.com

ALERT: Low volume on the segment intros. Send in your hate mail.

Rumor: Xtreme loves humans.

We will of course cover the recent tournaments we've BEAN to in the Graveyard (with dream analysis). We'll talk about what's coming up in Around the Old World. The Middenheim Thespians train Grak and Crumbleberry as actors to little success. The Sherwood Ghosts decide it truly was good packing snow. And everyones favorite Roadies are struggling in their league but learning new skills. Glenn Zandig would be proud of his brothers.

Foul that dude and run up the score. The game is a game. It's fuckin Blood Bowl brother. 

THE BATTLE

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