Adam and Vance give holiday tips on shopping, travel and how to prolong adulthood and avoid becoming your father. Featuring music by M+A, Kalae All Day and Maarten Swaan.

Adam and Vance's pal David Jenkins of Human Animals sits in this week. The guys talk about the US Postal Service, amazing coincidences and what their names would be if they ever became members of the Wu-Tang Clan. Featuring music by The Danvilles, Cappadonna and Blouse.

Adam recalls his attempt to go blackface at eight years old and Vance rants about the lack of professionalism on armature film sets. John & Molly Knefel stop by and chat with the guys about politics, feminism and how to be racially sensitive when naming a ranch. Featuring music by The Gromble, Sexy Water Spiders and Phone Home.

Adam discusses his aspiration to be a fun uncle to kids in impoverished countries and Vance talks about his dream to open a zoo with all gay animals. Pree stops by for an in-studio performance and chat with the guys about their new album, potential halloween costumes and good reasons to live in DC. Featuring music by Childish Gambino, Pree and Wyldlife.

Our old pal Philip Byrnes stops by to chat about priorities, funny accents, and how he accidentally came up with the name Ear Candy. Featuring music Phantogram, New Cassettes and The Northern Key.

Adam and Vance come to the conclusion that we need to take a page out of the Koran when it comes to restaurant etiquette in this country. Locksley perfoms live and chats with the guys about being from Wisconsin, singing the national anthem and nerdy stuff they'd be into if they were into nerdy stuff. Featuring music by Kidsyc, Locksley and Peoples Blues of Richmond.

Adam and Vance consider quiting podcasting to become firefighters in an effort to be more hunky. Comedian Mike Recine stops by to discuss relationships, Crunch Berries and how sometimes it's fun to pretend to be a Republican. Featuring music by Blip Blip Bleep, Sketch Tha Cataclysm and Dan Mangan.

Adam helps Vance come to grips with the fact that he may never be a "gym guy". The Bischoffs stop by for an in-studio performance and chat with the guys about  Occupy Wall Street, musical theater and good things to have sex with other than people. Featuring music by Junk Culture, The Bischoffs and Birds of Avalon.

Vance gives a detailed account of his unintentional vacation to a swingers resort. Pearl and the Beard stop by for an in-studio performance and chat with the guys about the music business, holy matrimony and life after medleys. Featuring music by Celcius 7, Pearl and the Beard, Veronica Falls and The Bischoffs.

Adam discusses his declining interest in Nicki Minaj and Vance speculates as to what his body grooming habits would be like if he were gay. The Last Royals perform live and chat with the guys about mini vans, worthy causes and the difference biscuits in the U.S. and biscuits in the U.K. Featuring music by Pearl and the Beard, Alias, The Last Royals and Jordan Miche.