Emily's stalker crosses the line (as stalkers often do) and things get hella confrontational. Featuring music by Outasight, Pomplamoose and Kalae All Day.

Adam and Vance discuss sexuality, religion and how to maintain your masculinity while wearing high heels. Featuring music by Sean Hayes, Infinito 2017 and Big Light.

Adam and Vance explain the subtle difference between admiring and stalking. Featuring music by Geographer, Freeway & Jake One and Jason Collett.

Adam and Vance discuss the use of vigilante justice as an effective method for parenting. Featuring music by Phantogram, Cunnin Lynguists and Dios.

Vance gets a contact high from George Clinton; Adam uses sock puppets to explain where hip-hop comes from. Featuring music by Spoon, Turnstylz and Max Justus.

We unintentionally talk about a lot of black things and being that February is Black History Month we're going to pretend like we did it on purpose. Featuring music by Chef & J7, Ellul and The Northern Key

Adam gets violated by a drunk chick in a hallway and Vance gets knocked the fuck out! Featuring music by Fred, Statik Selektah and Norway

We offend Vances high school Spanish teacher and consider starting a Metalica cover band for supplemental income. Featuring music by Dillon & Paten Locke, Glass Rock and Junk & Rachel Brooke

We discuss late night TV drama and the possibility of Vance's grandma being familiar with "acid crunk" as a musical genre. Featuring music by Boycott Blues, Frightened Rabbit and Adam Freeland

We play some of our favorite jams of 2009 and almost accidentally fall for a pyramid scheme on purpose. Featuring music by Starfucker, Bell X 1 and Diamond District.