Scotto and Uncle John discuss one of the most infamously bad movies of all time. A film that was released over thirty years after it was film, even though its writer, director and producer has no memory of making it. This week on Zombie Take-Out, from 1977, Death Bed: The Bed That Eats. Is it the worst movie ever made? Could the title be just a little bit more specific? Was it filmed in a black box theater? How was it destroyed? I'm being eaten alive. Scotto's Rating Uncle John's Rating Listen to Episode 342 Download Episode 342 Links Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Bed:_The_Bed_That_Eats IMDB http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385639/ Full Movie on Youtube https://youtu.be/QfAbeAFZ9Rk Clips In two weeks ... The Day the Earth Stood Still

Scotto and Uncle John conclude their unofficial zombie animal two-parter by discussing an Asylum film that features some horrendous CGI, lots of circumvented tropes and a couple of very unexpected badasses. Then, they discuss the second season of a popular science fiction horror series that has finally learned to balance nostalgia with storytelling. This week on Zombie Take-Out, from 2016 and 2017, Zoombies and Stranger Things. What did Thea do to that koala? Is Hopper still a good guy? RIP, Bob. Scotto's Rating Uncle John's Rating Listen to Episode 341 Download Episode 341 Links Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoombies IMDB http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5340882/ Clips Next week ... Death Bed: The Bed That Eats

Scotto and Uncle John discuss a film that turns adorable woodland creatures, turns them into the undead, copies and pastes all of the tropes of a typical cabin in the woods movie and thinks that's all it takes to make a horror comedy. A film that features some great performances in some very small roles and not one likable main character. This week on Zombie Take-Out, from 2014, Zombeavers. Were we supposed to root for the beavers? Should John Mayer be the next Chong? How many adolescent sexual innuendos can be crammed into one bad movie? Will we ever see The Modern Ocean? Scotto's Rating Uncle John's Rating Listen to Episode 340 Download Episode 340 Links Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombeavers IMDB http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2784512/ Clips Next week ... Zoombies

Scotto and Uncle John discuss a science fiction film from an legendary director that's the prequel to one of the greatest science fiction films of all time, but isn't really a prequel. A film with a great cast that gives them very little to work with and raises a lot of questions, but answers very few of them. This week on Zombie Take-Out, from 2012, Prometheus. Does it follow Aliens too closely? Does any of it make any sense. Is the cast better than the movie? Should the main characters have been killed off a half hour in? Don't be a skeptic?! What?! Scotto's Rating Uncle John's Rating Listen to Episode 339 Download Episode 339 Links Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prometheus_(2012_film) IMDB http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1446714/ Clips Next week ... Zombeavers

In this test episode of our new music review show, The Hearing, we check out the music of up-and-coming Welsh rockers Estrons. Watch Listen Download http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/Estrons/Estrons.mp3

Scotto and Uncle John discuss an incredibly sad movie that was supposedly filmed guerrilla style at the happiest place on Earth. A film that's part horror, part science fiction, part fantasy and all nonsense. This week on Zombie Take-Out, from 2013, Escape From Tomorrow. Is it supposed to be a horror film? What was it trying to say? Did it need to be in black and white? Could Jim have been anymore unlikeable? Cat flu?! Seriously?! Scotto's Rating Uncle John's Rating Listen to Episode 338 Download Episode 338 Links Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escape_from_Tomorrow IMDB http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2187884/ Clips Next week ... Prometheus

Scotto and Uncle John discuss a low-budget film that's easily both the worst movie that they've ever reviewed and one of the best. A film that fails so spectacularly on every conceivable level that it redefines the very concept of so bad it's good and makes the room look decent by comparison. This week on Zombie Take-Out, from 2012, Fateful Findings. Is it the perfect b-movie? Is it intentionally bad? Was it written by a child How much better does The Room look in comparison? It's a magical day. Scotto's Rating Uncle John's Rating Listen to Episode 337 Download Episode 337 Links Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fateful_Findings IMDB http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2332623/ Full movie on Youtube https://youtu.be/HyOjwZo6QhU Clips Next week ... Escape from Tomorrow

Here's the test episode of our new show, The "John and Scotto" Show with John and Scotto. This time we talked about the Star Trek: Discovery premiere and, aside from some technical issues with Scotto's camera and a minor train wreck in the last few minutes, it turned out pretty well. Watch Listen Download https://archive.org/download/TheJohnAndScottoShowStarTrekDiscovery/The%20John%20and%20Scotto%20Show_%20Star%20Trek_%20Discovery.mp3

Scotto and Uncle John discuss a 1980s sword and sorcery flick that pit Mike from V against Zed from Men in Black, except Mike is also Dr. Dolittle and one of the second rate, replacement Charlie's Angles was there and the father from Good Times was there and you were there. This week on Zombie Take-Out, from 1982, The Beastmaster. Should more of the budget have gone toward pants? Is there anything that ferrets can't do? Could John Amos have shown a little more skin? Did they spend all of the money they saved on pants on pyro? Scotto's Rating Uncle John's Rating Listen to Episode 336 Download Episode 336 Links Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beastmaster IMDB http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083630/ Clips In Two Weeks ... Fateful Findings

Scotto and Uncle John pay tribute to the late, great Harry Dean Stanton by discussing a two and a half hour film that has no plot, no action and began filming before the script was completed, but could easily be the best movie that they've reviewed in over eight years. This week on Zombie Take-Out, from 1984, Paris, Texas. Would the film have worked without such a great writer and cast? Could anything have been cut from it? Is it Nastassja Kinski's best work? Why was Anne flirting with Travis? Did Travis have OCD? Was Hunter more an adult than his father? Rest in peace, Mr. Stanton. Scotto's Rating Uncle John's Rating Listen to Episode 335 Download Episode 335 Links Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris,_Texas_(film) IMDB http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087884/ Clips Next week ... The Beastmaster