The team continues to battle the shard, while the ankheg’s try to distract them away. Can they defeat the shard or will the cave crumble around them.

Axe’s Twinned Bolts are bringing the noise,
And with his Square Hammer, Rand destroys!
Bree’s got Sneaky Attacks,
Now we’ve reached the climax
Of our tale about Bree and the Boys.

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Axe, Rand and Bree serve as rescuers on this mission before finding themselves deeper into the crater tunnels. What now? And how many shards can Rand carry before he gets bogged down?

Rand has assumed the lead role
With Bree asserting control.
Axe is dancing the light
With no Ankhegs in sight
But they did find Iskavol.

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With the darkness closing in, Axe, Rand and Bree make their way into the crater tunnels in search of the source and, hopefully, Iskavol. Can they find all of the answers before the secrets of the crater take control?

Axe has an odd way of makin’
His famous torch-seared boar bacon.
From the rear of a horse
Which gets grease burns of course
And sets Bree’s whole body a-quakin’.

The team has located their goal
A giant crater shaped like a bowl
Axe and Bree hop on down
Rand slides on the ground
To probe a dark, hazy, musty hole.

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Axe, Rand and Bree are sitting at the tree line watching a mage fight off a couple of boars. Do they help? Or do they decide to actually go around the battle and leave the mage to his own demise?

Quite the full day for Randolf and Axe
Vok gets a note and makes tracks
Some coins fall from the skies
Bree’s a sight for sore eyes
And a wizard with fireballs attacks.

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After an unusual object falls from the sky and disrupts the city of Neverwinter, Rand, Axe and Vok are summoned to The Belching Dragon by Ellie. After a brief interaction with a Centaur, Vok has a decision to make. Axe and Rand, however, have the decision made for them.

Father Baird was trying to bust us
So we served him some dwarven justice
And as Ellie demanded
The church still standed
Now, we’ll drink that free beer, trust us.

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The battle comes to an end, but what becomes of The Investigators, Father Baird and the Whisperskull? Hopefully the team didn’t bring down the Church or Ellie is going to be PISSED!

While goat-Vok falls out of view,
Dwarves dispatch skeletons two by two
When thing’s don’t go as planned,
Father Baird says to Rand:
“This will be the end of you!”

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Drunk characters will do what drunk characters do, which means the Axe and Rand is left to do the heavy lifting. Father Baird, however, is waiting for no one as he moves the next phase of the ritual. Can the team stop him in time? Or will Father Baird complete the ritual…

The Investigators have trouble with relevance
Even when provided with clear evidence
The bowl on the door
Needed blood, nothing more
Maybe someone should take a bump in Intelligence.

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Axe, Rand and Vok delve into the caves under the church, hoping to find Father Baird. The caves prove to be a bit more daunting than thought and the group find themselves in a real pickle.

When our heroes are checking the church
From a side door ghouls and ghasts lurch
The undead were destructed
But more priests are abducted
So the basement is where they must search.

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Norm, JC, Kooch and Genius impart their wisdom regarding DnD, Movies and TV and Video Games to the masses. Listen to their thoughts in the last show of 2022 and see where the crew is headed in 2023.

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Spade and Farley stand at the golden altar with a decision to make. Do they enter the glowing and pulsing purple portal? Or do they stay and be content with the known treasure. Sometimes the unknown is too much of a draw.

Spade was caught with his master’s lover
Farley’s battalion might never recover
So there was no question
Time for a new profession
Now it’s treasure they hope to discover.

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