Axe, Rand and Vok gain entrance to the church. Can they find the missing priest and bring him back alive WITHOUT bringing down the entire building?

The Investigators fulfilled the request
At the tower the way they do best
While it wasn’t quite new
After this wrecking crew
Only rubble remained when they rest.

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Remy and Cornelius are holding their own at the Belching Dragon until the show starts. After that? All bets are off.

Ellie needed someone on guard
When hosting Brattney Shears the bard
Hiring Rembrandt and Cornelius
Was obviously genius
Until Remy goes full no-holds-barred.

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With the tower collapsing, Axe, Rand and Bruce make their way out and to safety, but will they survive the wrath of Ellie?

After Axe’s Bolt of Guiding,
And Bruce’s axe dividing,
Came a dwarf so charismatic
And phenomenally acrobatic.
It’s Randolf with hammer colliding

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Axe, Rand and Bruce are running from the plants to the mausoleum where Elenore is beckoning. Will they be able to lay her remains to rest?

The party went from 2 to 3 guys
Adding courage and stature and size.
But to Axe and Randy,
Bruce is just a big dandy,
As seen in their rolling of eyes.

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Cornelius and Rembrandt snag a flier regarding a bar looking for bouncers for the upcoming Orcish Independence Day festivities. Upon reaching the Belching Dragon they are immediately put to work. Can they keep the bar in one piece? It’s tough when someone’s a Loxodon…

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Axe and Rand are at it again, this time with a new companion in tow. Whether he is friend or foe is yet to be determined, but they’ll need to rely on him to make it through this predicament.

When it comes to Randolf and Axe
They’re serious about how to relax
When situations get risky,
They pull out the whiskey.
Cuz there’s nothing like bourbon and snacks.

It’s D&D on Sunday mornin’
With the blatant adult content warnin’
So enjoy this sweet rhyme
While you have a great time
With Kooch, JC, Genius and Norman

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This is the epic finale of a two year plus campaign. Find out what happens in this moving conclusion.

JC Kooch and I weren’t thinking
When we spent Saturday night a’drinking
So it’s good to know
Out here running the show
Is Norm and his brand new inking

Everyone raise up your mug,
For Ellie, Krixis, Jakob and Doug.
And Doc at the Bar,
Aronan from afar.
To TBD we cheer and we chug!

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The fight continues as TBD throws everything and the kitchen sink at Auril and mech dragon. Bruised and bloody, how far can they go before succumbing to the everlasting winter?

Has the final battle begun?
Now that Auril and the dragon are one.
We’ve thrown in our lot,
Use everything you’ve got.
TBD, let’s have some fun!

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With Norm out of town, JC started a new story with Kooch and Genius. Check it out! New characters new fun.

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The final, epic session for DM JC’s homebrew horror one shot. Will Oscar and Bophadese triumph over the shadow and leave the house alive? Whatever happened to Claudia? Listen here and get all the answers and more as Norm, Genius and JC discuss the aftermath in detail and what happens going forward.

So Claudia, we had to bring her
Plus rings for her and that finger
Now there’s this shadowy guy
Who I think needs to die
So Bo and Oscar can get out of the wringer.

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