Hags huh? Welp, RIP frog time to leave! Wait, books? And a Penguin?? JEEBUS TAKE THE WHEEL!

When Krixis sees something he needs,
Sends Doug for the fireball beads,
Until one of them lands
Torching one hundred hands.
I guess we can say he succeeds?

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TBD is back on the move. There’s a lot of random weirdness in this destroyed city and they are bound and determined to find it all, but will it cost them their lives?

In our quest for the arcane octet
Doug played menagerie roulette.
Instead of like a cat,
It’s a combo fish-rat.
Not sure what to think about this pet.

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TBD takes some risks in entering a tower. Was the juice worth the squeeze? And why is everyone dressed so fancy?

In the tower that had the red glow
A brazier revealed what we need to know
But 8 cubes gelatinous
Made our decision unanimous
Thankfully they really are slow.

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TBD has hit it’s groove and has a solid hold on hunting down the towers, but can they avoid death? So many enemies, so little time.

Krixis put his bard skills to the test
To satisfy this final request.
The task was quite daunting
But with music so haunting,
Every soul in the place was impressed.

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It appears to be a deserted city, minus the giants. After a brief rest TBD sets out to explore and maybe find some helpful residents.

We wandered ‘round this strange place,
‘Til a giant invaded our space.
Doug tried something novel,
Commanding it to grovel,
And then finished with a mace to its face.

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TBD has found Ythryn, but now where do they go? Their current weapons probably won’t cut it, so maybe find some magical weapons? Oh, and what’s this stadium for? So much sightseeing to do and so little time.

When Doug told Krixis what to do
His hands stuck to the mimic like glue.
We all managed to hit it
Until Doug divine critted it,
Ending in a shower of purplish goo.

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TBD has been wandering the cave for what feels like weeks, will they eventually find their way out? And what’s with the shiny green cube? Hey Krixis, come here a second…

We all had prepared for much sadness,
But together, defeated the badness.
Then a monster probing bray-in
Had all of us prayin’
Lucky to come away with only some madness.

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TBD continues their battle with the vampire. Will they survive the encounter or peril at the hands of a creepy blood sucker?

The action’s been paused for some weeks
My memory seems to have leaks
Was it vampire dogs?
Or giant blue frogs?
And is the show still called “1 Adventure 4 Geeks”?

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Snooker and Jan take on their first quest from a new franchise!

The full unedited podcast, just for you! To get all of our sessions unedited with pre and post show content go to patreon.com/2nerds1quest .

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Farley and Spade Callahan, treasure hunting twins extraordinaire, are on the prowl for a golden altar. They’re so close they can almost taste it! Will they actually find the altar and all the glory that goes with it?

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