Bophadese and Oscar are stuck in a house with nothing but skeletons and dust. Or are they?

You and me, we used to be strangers
A bunny sorcerer and dragon ranger
We make a great team
Or so it would seem
Now let’s go find us some danger.

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TBD is in some real trouble as they battle some vampiric foes. As they battle for their lives the team looks for an advantage.

Veleen’s missles cause snowman dying,
Krixis’s hand axe slips and goes flying
Doug brings forth tolling dead,
Jakob yells “duck your head”
And Tikka’s bite gets the last one frying.

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Who knew snowmen were so dangerous? Definitely not TBD!

Those vampire kobolds were no fun
Until Krixis made some of them run.
Three no longer hissing
And two are still missing
But hey, Doug dealt damage of 1.

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After a nice long rest TBD moves through the ice caves on the hunt. Upon entering a room the group is met with a surprise. Who knows if it’s good or bad…

The shadows put us to the test,
But we showed those poor souls who’s the best.
Strength was sapped a bit,
but In Veleen’s tiny hut,
TBD finally gets their long rest.

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TBD battles down with some undead spectral beings, but will they make it? Could it all have been avoided?

While exploring, Krixis finds arcane eye
And discovers giant centipede guy.
Then sneaky bird Doug
Finds shadows needing a hug.
It’s probably time for the initiative die.

‘Twas a normal Sunday for dorks
D&D fun just got uncorked
Only one turn from Krixis
Then computers need fixes
“Oh wait, hold on, nope still borked.”

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Our spooky ESCAPE 1 shot, designed and implemented by JC, is back for some more spooky story telling. Bophades and Oscar, now out of the basement, need to figure out where to go and how to stay alive. Will they make it? And what the hell kind of flying bird is that?

Getting out was just the first trick,
Loss of blood (hand?) is making me sick.
We both almost died,
And now we must hide,
But what should we do with this chick?

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After a relaxing time spent in the haven, TBD gets back to it traversing thought the cave. Who knows what they’ll find lurking, or what will find them!

After 2 skulls that needed to die
And a kobold vampire guy
We decided to rest
But turns out the real test
Is one-shotting an evil fruit fly.

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More laughing fire skulls? Yes please! TBD is on the hunt and nothing can get in their way.

There was a bad bird boy named Myron,
Got locked up for thievin’ and conspirin’.
He now is called “Doug”
He’s no longer a thug
And he’s leading a life that’s inspirin’.

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In the wake of Aronan’s demise a new gladiator has entered the ring. Will TBD open it’s arms? Will Krixis be able to overcome the grief that has gripped his heart? Is Aronan actually dead or is it just one more selfish thing he’s done to the group…

There once was a boy from Sword Coast
At thieving he was better than most.
Beneath a mask of cold
Lay a true heart of gold.
Of having been his close friend I will boast.

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TBD, now with a new member, Jakob, continues on it’s journey with a brief run-in with the Elk Tribe. Now a large cliff of ice looms in front of them with no way around. Nobody said this trip would be all fun and drinks.

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