It's a Valentine's Day special: Oscar is forced to date a series of strange women, Henry reveals why the holiday makes him so annoyed, and the new FM license is threatened by the most unsuitable ‘I Will Survive’ yet.

S Club Juniors' kidneys, Crimewatch reconstructions, Henry signs up for a kickboxing tournament and why getting a train through Wales is like travelling backwards through time.

Racist babies, Santa turns to burglery, Henry makes a phone call to Claims Direct and Oscar's mates pop in for some bad jokes.

Epileptic badgers, crap Christmas presents, Henry is kidnapped by bears and Oscar almost gets us done for treason.

Somalian pirates, child abandonment, civillised cannibals and why Henry finds terrorists annoying.

Guinea pig genocide, Men's Health magazine, Bear Grylls is humiliated and Oscar buys a budgie so he can teach it to say "safety first".

The first four shows squeezed into one: Henry and Oscar get used to the buttons, a trio of sad stories, an old man wanders in for an interview and Oscar reveals that he's certified as a reverend.