The morning we found out that Orange Hitler with hair like candyfloss made of pee is going to be put in charge of the biggest nuclear arsenal on earth. People call in shocked by the Trump news; It’s the end of the world as we know it; The safest place to invest money right now and why.

Karolina is looking for love in all of the wrong places; Great news about Brexit; A Tale of The Unexpected about Eskimos; Fireworks stories; Mick’s mental cat.

Julie gets an unexpected compliment; Inappropriate laughter; A bizarre wrong number; A leopard in the hotel room; Show us your tats; Boris Johnson the porn star; Why British people have a problem with commitment; What was David Cameron singing to himself?; Holiday arguments; Proof that Donald Trump’s wife stole bits of her speech from someone very important; A case of mistaken identity; When Nadine got stuck in a lift live on BOBfm; The battle with Siri continues; Why did Darren throw bottles at the police?; Filming Dr Foster in Hitchin; Creepy clowns; How we CAN get that polar research vessel to be called Boaty McBoatface; An animal defecation story; How Prince William saved Holly’s life.

We were asked the wrong question in the Brexit vote; Why does anyone eat salad?; Michael Buble has a speech impediment; Toilet paper and doorbells; Dodgy email; Ladybirds with STDs; Gene & Julie check in from the USA;

Trouble with neighbours; Why Britain is all at sea and what you should be doing about it right now; Proof that Donald Trump will be the next President of the United States; Creepy clowns; How we CAN get a that polar research vessel to be called Boaty McBoatface; An animal defecation story; Doctors scared to tell fat people they’re fat; What if this show was a train; How Prince William saved Holly’s life.

Hear a brave 6 year old call 999; When you had to call emergency services; How Prince William saved Holly’s life; What you can’t say on the radio in the USA.

What if this show was a train; Idiots on the road; Tales of miscommunication; Is Fox News backing Hillary?; Cyclists should be banned from the road; A tribute to Isaac Singer; Electronic mutiny.

The plastic surgeon who posted naked pictures of his patients online; The condensed show; Navigational nightmares; Another listener complaint dealt with; The effect of Brexit; Doctors scared to tell fat people they’re fat.

Why it would be better if Donald Trump was way ahead in the polls; Where did you sneak in?; The motivation for the Venetian blind thief; BOBfm is flypaper for freaks; Navigational nightmares; Money that’s worth more than it should be.

A bump in the middle of the night; Animal defecation stories; Eddie The Eagle talks about bankruptcy, living in a shed and how he’s living in a house with no cooker; How we CAN get a that polar research vessel to be called Boaty McBoatface; Commercials used out of context; More nonsense from the Met office.