The reason why Chris couldn’t get into a strip club; A tribute to the Welsh; Why don’t kids go to youth clubs?; Problems with self-driving cars; James talks about being duct taped to a lamppost; Space travel is boring; Why Americans are voting for Donald Trump; Another stag do story.

A call to Martin’s biggest fan in Germany; Buzz Aldrin has the answer but NASA won’t listen; The Grand Final of The International Contest of jokes; How to look good in every photo; Why virtual reality won’t catch on; Electronic miscommunication; The truth about airport security; How women can tell if a man is in a relationship; The most romantic gesture; Broadcasting from a petrol station in Australia; How a destructive culture at a radio station caused people to be burned; The Graham Mack Theory of Everything; Single women over 30 are crazy; How I almost got thrown out of a West End theatre; The best way to have pancakes; Why I never go on cruise ships; Pyjamagate; When you realised you’re not a kid anymore.

A call to Martin’s biggest fan in Germany; The fat woman who had a special house built and you paid for it; The drive-by goose shoot; A bloke who is as big a winner as an Oscar winner; Buzz Aldrin has the answer but NASA won’t listen; The Grand Final of The International Contest of jokes.

Why the Brits 2016 was the worst ever; How to look good in every photo; What we’re not being told about the Brexit; Why virtual reality won’t catch on; Knocked unconscious on Coronation Street.

The European referendum has been hijacked by the politicians; Electronic miscommunication; Donald Trump versus the Pope; Best blaggs; The truth about airport security.

How women can tell if a man is in a relationship; The most romantic gesture; Broadcasting from a petrol station in Australia; Alternative cleaning products; The truth about immigration; How a destructive culture at a radio station caused people to be burned.

The Graham Mack Theory of Everything; When Sam went incognito; Is Steve the last of the great romantics?

Martin Kemp gets glad handled; Stuff the last people left behind; Single women over 30 are crazy; Attacked by an electrical appliance.

How I almost got thrown out of a West End theatre; The best way to have pancakes; Why I never go on cruise ships; Are people ordering duck poo in pubs?; Gift bags from the Oscars.

Pyjamagate; When you realised you’re not a kid anymore; A brush with fame; A tribute to Dr Heimlich.