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  • Episode 2.1: An Onion of Dicks
    We own up to the failures of our friends. We explore the nuances of post-urban vernacular. We rewrite ourselves in our own images. We recruit a ringer. Really, we promise, this time it’s good. Download Episode 2.1: An Onion of...
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  • Episode 8: I Call Him Stinky
    We mark an historic event by color coordinating our shots. We explore the hazardous effects of Irish car bombs on your poo. We witness an epic confrontation between Kid Rock and The Unibomber. The perfumed gauntlet has been thrown down....
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  • Episode 7: The Crack Tooth
    We imagine an erectile dysfunction commercial for Joe Sixpack. We set a goal to be hated by someone in each of the 50 states. We get a lesson from a missing comrade on voice mail polarity. This is our city...
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  • Episode 6: Hittin' The Books
    We get basic German lessons from a white supremacist. We're held at gunpoint by the least-threatening of firearms. We suffer a massive headwound while drunkenly traversing the elevated train system. We're physically fit and someone's down to be fuckin' this....
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  • Episode 5: Psychodrama!
    We take a vacation in a psych ward. We question the usefulness of bubblecars. We become completely fed up with 'lympics commercials. Morgan Freeman does not narrate this podcast. Download Episode 5: Psychodrama!
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  • Episode 4: Establishing Dominance
    We lament the end of the kickball season. We discuss the hazardous effects of 14-hour Monopoly games. We plot to supplant the mayor with a cage fighter. Six-foot chicken, we knew you'd come for us eventually. Download Episode 4: Establishing...
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  • Episode 3: For The Better Good
    We use our political stature to pursue paranormal investigations. We repeatedly punch ourselves in the face. We ridicule a karaoke cult and its heathen followers. KC would've wanted it this way. Featuring music from these Chicago artists: KC Haywood Tongues...
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  • KC Haywood: Fixin' To Get Fixed
    As some of you may know, our good friend KC Haywood was involved in a fall late Saturday night, June 14th resulting in two broken ankles and a skull fracture. He is being treated at Northwestern Memorial hospital in Chicago...
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  • Episode 2: Pringles IS Dead
    We speak in poorly rendered accents. We have our faces rebuilt to represent the East-West divide. We use our impending doom to get laid and ruin others. Tim Russert, "Daily Dalliances" won't be the same without you. Featuring music from...
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