…and we’re back. Here’s a little-known fact for you: One year and two months is the perfect amount of time to allow to pass between shows. We don’t know of this podfade of which you speak.

Topics tonight were typically all over the map:

…and much, much more. Check it out as we continue to deny deny deny that we suffered a Podfade? What Podfade?

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…and we’re back.

Admittedly, two months is a little too long between shows, but we had a lot going on. Or maybe we were just lazy. Maybe both? Eh, who cares, we’re back now with a great new show for you. Topics tonight included:

…and there was other stuff too, but it’ll be so much better if you listen and discover it for yourself. So check it out as we admit that Okay, Maybe It Was A Podfade.

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Hey, we’re back. It’s been more than a month since our last episode, but we only get better with age. Or do we? Whatever, we’ve recorded a new episode, you’ve been looking for one to listen to, everybody’s happy. Move on, Sparky.

We covered a lot of ground tonight — it has been a month, after all, so we actually had stuff to talk about for a change — but some of the highlights are:

So check out out — we’re back on the air, so Don’t Call It A Podfade!

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We’re back from Curaçao with a show we recorded while we were there but were too busy being on vacation to actually do the work of editing and uploading.  So check out this latest episode to travel back in time to happier days on the island as you listen to our Curaçao Flashback.

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We’re back with a chill, low-energy No Soap tonight, and the low energy level is in effect while Chuck is typing up the show notes, too, which means there aren’t going to be many.

We talked about our upcoming trip to Curaçao, what we’re going to do in Curaçao, when we’re leaving for Curaçao, how long we’ll be in Curaçao, and we also talked about Curaçao. Because we have Island Fever. Bad.

Oh yeah, and we also talked about Weetapidol, which is an American Idol wrap-up/live-blog-the-show site by our friends Weetabix and Mopie and you should read it.

So check us out, we’ve got Island Fever.

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Hey, we’re back! We make the 12 days of waiting for a new episode worth it by giving you … a new episode. Woo.

Tonight’s topics included…

So check us out … but Don’t Butter Your Meat!

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Chuck is back from his “good cancer” surgery with a freshly bobbed nose and stories to tell, while Beth tries to lecture him on having respect for cancer, never having had it herself. Other fun topics tonight were…

So check us out as Chuck proclaims “I’m A Cancer Survivor!”

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We’re back with a new show after a short delay due to travel and ennui and Beth getting nude rub-downs from half-naked Korean ladies at the Olympic Spa. We’re all over the map again tonight, hitting the following topics and more:

So check us out as we ask Do You Know The Way To Santa Fe?

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Happy Birthday to us, we’re 30! Which means, of course, that now none of the younger podcasts trust us anymore. Whatever. Tonight’s topics included:

The No Soap Radio Promo Contest is over — and we won! We created our own promo and declared ourselves the winners. We are the proud winners of an unopened VHS screener copy of Any Given Sunday. And because we’re givers, we donated it right back to the show to use as a prize in another contest…

..which led to the debut of a new contest: the What’s The Contest Contest. We’re going to give away a Shure SM58 microphone as the prize in a show-pimping contest … just as soon as we figure out what the contest is. Hence the What’s The Contest Contest — we’re taking suggestions for a contest to give the mic away, and whoever’s suggestion we pick will win the Any Given Sunday tape. Then we’ll give away the mic. So call us at (206) 339-7627 or email us at [email protected] to enter and you could win a free movie helping someone else win an expensive microphone!

Chuck also bitched about the 2 Guys, 1 Brain podcast leaving him hanging for their 100th episode, Beth had an Iron Chef moment, we both said goodbye to Firefly, people are stupid, Chuck confessed to becoming a strong proud black woman every time he listens to the Bono/Mary J. Blige One duet in the car, Beth predicted that TomKat is a scam built on pillows of varying sizes, Chuck compared single sex to lions eating a wildebeest and married sex to having leftovers in the fridge, Chuck is going back to Colorado tomorrow and San Jose and Alabama and Georgia after that, and much much more.

So check us out, if you dare, because they say to Never Trust A Podcast Over Thirty.

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We close the show tonight with the start of the No Soap Radio Promo Contest — we need a promo, so we’re opening it up to the listeners to take a crack at it. We’ll play the entries (if we get any) on the show and the winner will receive an unopened screener VHS copy of the movie Any Given Sunday. Yes, we know it’s a crappy prize. Create your promo entry accordingly.

Other topics tonight included our rising rank over at Podcast Alley and thanks to all who have voted; new pins on the Frappr map from the Pete and Renee Show, Republican Steve, Ajoon from South Africa, and our old meat sweats pal Amanda Page; a new bus sound effect for when Beth throws Chuck under the bus — which got used at least four times tonight; Zoe told her lost explorers joke that Chuck blew in an earlier show; Bruce Dern is an asshole; the country song Boondocks is a little bit too self-defensive to be true; Project Runway; trying to find tickets to see a taping of American Idol; Dick “Shotgun” Cheney; new closing music from Laughingstock; and etc.

So check us out, we’re Introducing the NSR Promo Contest!

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