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  • Prelude to Undefeatable

    Brought to you by Scripts R' Us - the only spot to get a movie script when you have absolutely no writing talent.

    This episode, we prepare for what has been heralded as the most awesome thing ever, the Godfrey Ho YouTube sensation that is Undefeatable. From what we know there is lots of bad kung fu, some ridiculous stunts, an epic mullet, and the "best fight scene of all time", according to many movie reviewers. We have high hopes that this will be a new entry in the Bad Movie Hall of Fame.

    Netflix Do's and Don'ts
    • Oculus
    • Reindeer Games
    • Spitfire
    • Stranded
    • Special ID
    • 38 min
    • 2014 SMABFAs (Stinker Madness 2014 Movie Awards)

      The votes have been tallied and the envelopes have been sealed. The competition will be fierce. Who will win for the Stinker Madness Achievements in Bad Film-Making Awards for 2014?

      The Categories are:
      • Best Bad Picture
      • Best Bad Actor
      • Best Bad Actress
      • Worst Bad Picture
      • MST3K Most Riffable Award
      • The leaders in nominations:
        • Noah - 6 nominations
        • A Winter's Tale - 5 nominations
        • Sabotage - 5 nominations
        • Left Behind - 5 nominations
        • Godzilla - 4 nominations
        • Expendables 3 - 3 nominations
        • Vampire Academy - 3 nominations
        • Pompeii - 3 nominations
        • Hercules - 3 nominations
        • Sin City: A Dame to Kill For - 3 nominations
        • 3 Days to Kill - 2 nominations
        • Drive Hard - 2 nominations
        • Rage - 2 nominations
        • See the Full List of Nominations

          54 min
        • Tumbling and bugs in your hair will make you a star - Girls Just Want to Have Fun

          Sarah Jessica Parker and Helen Hunt remind us why the 80's should stay dead in this zaniest, craziest, wildest, freshest, bubblegum romp. Sarah Jessica Parker plays Laney, a girl who just wants to dance, and Helen Hunt plays Lynne who just wants to put weird stuff in her hair (lobsters, grasshoppers, dinosaurs, etc...). But the pair are thwarted by the reality of life and the harshness of societal norms (like jobs and school).

          The movie is the 80's in a can of pepper spray applied directly to the head. Everything is pink. Everything. Fine. Everyone has atrocious fashion sense. Fine. The music is awful princess pop. Fine. If you can get past those things there's still more non-decade specific problems that this movie suffers from (and rewards with).

          Individual Ratings:

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          Gratuitous nudity:
          Memorable one-liners:

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          1 hr 1 min
        • Prelude to Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

          Presented by "Boys Just Want To Do Nothing". Girls can keep their fun.

          We prepare for the 80's in a nutshell with Helen Hunt and Sarah Jessica Parker as they dance their way to fame and fashion. Dance TV will never be the same.

          Streaming Do's and Don'ts
          • Curse of the Dragon Slayer
          • Dragonfyre
          • Dawn of the Dragon Slayer
          • The Crown and the Dragon: The Paladin Cycle
          • The 2014 SMABFA Award Nominations!
            • Best Bad Picture
            • Best Bad Actor
            • Best Bad Actress
            • Worst Bad Picture
            • MST3K Achievement for Riffability
            • 34 min
            • Men in sewers with axes need to get more organized - Cobra

              Stallone makes his 4th appearance on our show as he teams up with Golan and Globus (who make their third appearance) for the "one tough cop" showcase that is Cobra. Marion Cobretti has to protect a key witness that can identify the Nightslasher, who isn't just a raving murderer as his name would suggest; he's also the head of a criminal organization that wants to take over the world. How about that?

              We all quite like Cobra and would give it a recommendation. If you enjoy any type of action films with badassery in it, this is a must do for you.

              Individual Ratings:

              Over the top action:
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              1 hr 3 min
            • Prelude to Cobra

              Presented by Cobra, Cobra, Cobra, because one Cobra isn't enough.

              Its time for us to give ol' Sly Stallone another go (for the fourth time) as he teams up with Golan and Globus for Cobra. One tough cop must teach some bad guys a lesson...or something.

              Streaming Do's and Don'ts
              • Overkill
              • The Burbs
              • Killing Season
              • Legendary
              • Jackie's Rant

                Hollywood Trickery or going to a movie and you are lied to about it.

                37 min
              • Zero Ratings Need to Be Allowed on IMDB - The Star Wars Holiday Special

                Prepare to have your childhood dreams shattered! There's a reason the Star Wars Holiday Special has been buried and left to bootlegs as the only avenue to its viewing. It's terrible. Birdemic is a better film. We kid you not.

                The entire "concept" (I can't call it a story) is that Life Day is being celebrated on Kashyyk, the Wookie homeworld and Chewbacca is trying to get back to his family to spend the day with them. But that pesky Empire won't go away (even though their Death Star just go sploded) and tries to prevent the Millennium Falcon from reaching Kashyyk (or Kashook, depending on who is talking). Meanwhile at Chewbacca's house, the Empire has decreed to raid all homes and look for evidence of Rebel Alliance affiliations. When put that way it sounds like it might be ok right? Wrong.

                Watch at your own risk!

                Individual Ratings:

                Over the top action:
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                Horrendous acting:
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                Ridiculous stunts:
                Gratuitous nudity:
                Memorable one-liners:

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                15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies Pod/Vid Crawl

                Be sure to check out these other fine programs to continue your journey through horrible Christmas movies!

                Misan[trope]y - Releasing December 5th – Santa Claus

                Dark Corners - Releasing December 9nd – Don't Open Til Christmas

                If We Made It - Releasing December 3rd – Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas

                The JT Movie Podcast - Releasing December 5th – Jingle All the Way

                1 hr 13 min
              • Prelude to Star Wars Holiday Special
                Watch the Original CBS Bumper and Intro!

                Brought to you by the Star Wars Prequels Awesome Editions - the way we would have made them (hint = more Splosions!)

                Justin's Christmas wish is about to come true as we all prepare to view a film so notorious even the filmmakers tried to block everyone from every viewing it. With every single major cast member from Star Wars Episode IV plus singing and dancing (is that Bea Arthur and Heady Lamar? (That's HEADLY!)) this has got to be the greatest moment of our 15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies pod/vid crawl.

                15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies Pod/Vid Crawl

                Be sure to check out these other fine programs to continue your journey through horrible Christmas movies!

                Misan[trope]y - Releasing December 5th – Santa With Muscles

                Dark Corners - Releasing December 9nd – Elves

                If We Made It - Releasing December 3rd – Silent Night Deadly Night 2

                The JT Movie Podcast - Releasing December 5th – Black Christmas

                36 min
              • He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special

                Two Earth children get swept away to the magical Christmas planet of Eternia, where no one knows what they are talking about, get kidnapped, get kidnapped by someone else, get imprisoned, get kidnapped again by someone else, crash land in a space ship, almost freeze to death, almost get eaten by a snow beast, and get sucked up by a tractor beam for kidnapping purposes.

                Along the way they teach the entire Eternia gang (including Skeletor) about Christmas. Skeletor learns that it's ok to be nice to people one day a year and we learn that robots that transform into other things are inherently evil and that we shouldn't buy them. Thankfully this movie is only 44 minutes long....

                Individual Ratings:

                Over the top action:
                Cheesy effects: (For bad animation)
                Horrendous acting:
                Laugh-out-loud-ability:
                Ridiculous stunts:
                Gratuitous nudity:
                Memorable one-liners:

                Overall Ratings:

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                Bad Movie Quality:

                15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies Pod/Vid Crawl

                Be sure to check out these other fine programs to continue your journey through horrible Christmas movies!

                Misan[trope]y - Releasing December 5th – Santa With Muscles

                Dark Corners - Releasing December 9nd – Elves

                If We Made It - Releasing December 3rd – Silent Night Deadly Night 2

                The JT Movie Podcast - Releasing December 5th – Black Christmas

                51 min
              • Prelude to He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special

                Week 2 of the #15BadXmasMovies pod/vidcrawl gets going as we pull our sword out, get "The Power" and attempt to enjoy the holidays with He-Man and She-Ra. Remember them from Episode 1?! Well they are back and Skeletor has an itchin' for some sweet Christmas loot...in the form of two Earth children who get teleported to Eternia. Hiyo Silver! I mean, I HAVE THE POWER!

                Also be sure to check out our 2014 Holiday Buying Guide for Bad Movie Lovers. 11 Great Xmas ideas for the movie lover in your family.

                15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies Pod/Vid Crawl

                Be sure to check out these other fine programs to continue your journey through horrible Christmas movies!

                Misan[trope]y - Releasing December 12nd – Santa with Muscles

                Dark Corners - Releasing December 16th – Don't Open til Christmas

                If We Made It - Releasing December 10th – Silent Night Deadly Night 2

                The JT Movie Podcast - Releasing December 12th – Black Christmas (2006)

                35 min