Ready your nostalgia goggles! In this TRIPLE sized episode, we review the first half of New Mobile Report Gundam Wing - the series that made the USA fall in love with Gundam way back in the year 2000!  Despite an excellent premise, does the series hold up two decades later?  Maybe if you really squint through those goggles...  Out of all the off screen romances that are no doubt happening, we ship Trowa x Quatre and Tubarov x Mobile Dolls.  Treize said a lot about war and peace, but all we took away is he hates babies and loves baths.  Plus, Isaac starts his own clothing line called the Romefeller Circle and we confirm the widely held belief that the Leo is, in fact, terrible.